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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Top Ten Country & Western Songs About Women.

10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly
Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight 'Cause I'm
Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable without You It’s like You're
Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and
I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed
My Ass All Day.