I would like it a whole lot better if our commie scum sucking governor gave it up and let the folks from Tenn run our state. Maybe we could run off some of the mob from Chapel Hill and Durham and get some decent folk in there. Rant off, back to titties......
Wait wait wait wait... Before we go back to titties, lets have some zombies first...
Oh wait, it's just Seattle... *Puts chainsaw bayonet Remington 870 back under bed. Making sad noises*
Wide-eyed and well-upholstered...
I think I have been eating oysters the wrong way.
Ol' Charlie Brown could teach that bitch Lucy how to NOT pull it away at the moment of truth!
And the horse you rode in on!