Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Selfies cause babies to be born Asian? I never knew.
My boy friend left years ago, my dick was too small. Be glad to give him your number if ya want?
"If Joe Biden was your plumber". Nah, it'll be way worse. Instead of fixing it, he would give you a lecture on why you are a privileged racist and bigot for having plumbing while there are people with no plumbing elsewhere. Then he'll get federal agents to audit all of the other pipes in your house and ask you where you got them, when they were installed, by who, etc...
Should have used a 10mm
I had a thorn in my knee for several years. It was always irritated and sore and I’d pick at it from time to time. Never could figure out what it was. One day it got really red and swollen (this was years after it showed up). I squeezed it like a pimple and a gigantic thorn popped out very similar to this video. It wasn’t as long but it was thick like this. About 3/4-1” long. I couldn’t believe it. It was one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me.
Couldn't find the 10mm
If you have to shave your pussy, this is how you do it.
The Tahoe with the kayak?
Or the Tesla?
You keep parking that thing 3 feet away from the curb and it will be.
Beautiful!!Can't confirm the pictured story, but it worked for my twins. Heart rate and O2 levels stabilized with a loving touch. A nurse told us of a study that concluded that with "loving" touch vs "working" touch (something doctors/nurse/staff would do) babies, especially premature, would progress better and faster. I found the study and it included brain wave studies of these infant patients. Basically if you want your baby to get better, hold them as much as possible. It took a lot of convincing and ultimately breaking the rules, but we put the babies together.
not sure when this was, and awesome. Enjoy those blessings every day!
My little stinker came home from the NICU at 4 lbs 3 oz. Now pushing 90 lbs and 57" tall at 9. Joy of my life.
Totally worth the chance that I'll either be,
A) Cursed.
B) Turned into a frog.
C) End up with warts.
D) Savings wiped out, out of money and out of a house.
