Musk challenges Zuckerberg to a 'Dick Measuring Contest".

[Maggot]

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5 hours ago — Musk challenges Zuckerberg to 'literal dick measuring contest,' calls him a 'cuck'. Tesla chief executive Elon Musk. (Luis Sinco/Los Angeles ...

 

[zeroz]

Too slow again maggot. Its in the MPT.

 

[Maggot]

Too slow again maggot. Its in the MPT.

Dern, gotta stay of Porn Hub.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Well, Musk probably does sport an African-sized Dick. While Zuck has one of those Upper East Side little matzo dicks….

I’d bet Zuck needs to get himself a Transplant before the contest! He have been better off winning at Jew Jitsu. Did I spell that right?

Sirhr

 

[Ronws]

Well, Musk probably does sport an African-sized Dick. While Zuck has one of those Upper East Side little matzo dicks….

I’d bet Zuck needs to get himself a Transplant before the contest! He have been better off winning at Jew Jitsu. Did I spell that right?

Sirhr

That is because Elon is african. Actually, african-american, just like Charlize Theron.

 

[TheBigCountry]

Don’t you do this every day with someone and loose?

 

[JJMoody]

Yeah, your mother.

 

[vinniedelpino]

You don't challenge someone to a dick measuring contest unless you're packing heat. If you do it publicly, you must be packing a third leg.

Elon's got a donkey dick. Good to know.

 

[GreenGO Juan]

Its a bluff… brits have tiny wankers.

 

[Ronws]

They say that guys who drive big trucks are compensating for little units.

I used to drive a Corolla. Stand back, I don't want none of ya'll to get hurt.

 

[Maggot]

They say that guys who drive big trucks are compensating for little units.

I used to drive a Corolla. Stand back, I don't want none of ya'll to get hurt.

Mine is a Corolla hybrid, stand back.

 

[lariat]

I have to say it is impressive how he trolls and keeps going just to get under his target's skin. The big mistake Zuck made was to try and compete against him. Now he is pulling Zuck down to his level and is apparently enjoying the journey.

 

[lash]

Judges are supplied with the tools for the task.

 

[GreenGO Juan]

If a big truck is compensating WTF is this?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I have to say it is impressive how he trolls and keeps going just to get under his target's skin. The big mistake Zuck made was to try and compete against him. Now he is pulling Zuck down to his level and is apparently enjoying the journey.

That's because libs are impossibly inept at trolling... whereas Libertarians are masters of the art!

Pulling down to their level? No... reducing to tears and a quivering puddle of commie jelly...

Bah ha hah hah ahaa...

Sirhr

 

[lariat]

That's because libs are impossibly inept at trolling... whereas Libertarians are masters of the art!

Pulling down to their level? No... reducing to tears and a quivering puddle of commie jelly...

Bah ha hah hah ahaa...

Sirhr

Agreed. When I say being pulled down to his level, I mean removing Zuck from his high horse, one insult at a time. Musk will get into his head and eventually Z will lash out in a splendidly awful way. If he has any balls. If not, then his weakness will be there for the world to see as Elon steamrolls him over and over. There's a bit of a Trump-like trolling going on and the receving party has been protected for a while; it will be interesting to see how he reacts over time.

 

[DocRDS]

I know we all love Musk, just a reminder he pledged to uphold Chinas socialist values