Maggie’s My 1 day employment

[nock]

So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

 

[Bushmaster7]

Re: My 1 day employment

That's a great story. Thanks for sharing it. Sounds like the one day job I had at a steel mill when they put me up on top of the coke ovens many years ago. Totally geared out from head to toe in fireproof clothing with boots that had 3" thick soles to keep my feet from burning off. Oven doors would open and sulfur fumes pour out of them, guys got killed/crushed as the charging units passed. At the end of the shift I went back to the personnel office and told them to piss off. Closest thing to Hell I had seen on earth at least up to that point.

 

[SmokinAce]

Re: My 1 day employment

Should have gotten a picture for those famous walmart emails that go around