Maggie’s My New Ford F-150

[BAT_Boy]

I bought a new Ford F-150 and returned to the dealer the next day
because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On the Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles, 'I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them.

I yelled, 'A~~ Holes!'

Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.

Dang, I <span style="font-weight: bold">LOVE</span> this truck.

 

[Phalanx]

Re: My New Ford F-150

haha....good one!

 

[ewoaf]

Re: My New Ford F-150

what was the same joke but w/ MJ?

 

[BAT_Boy]

Re: My New Ford F-150

Don't know. New joke to me. Received from a Marine buddy.

 

[desertHK]

Re: My New Ford F-150

That's a good one. LOL

 

[phantasm]

Re: My New Ford F-150

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ewoaf</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what was the same joke but w/ MJ?
</div></div>

I bought a new Ford F-150 and returned to the dealer the next day
because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On the Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles, 'I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a kid ran in front of the truck and I nearly ran him over.

I yelled, 'F*ckin kids!!'

Just then Michael Jackson started playing on the radio.






Something to that effect.

 

[bcw1284]

Re: My New Ford F-150

Ted Kennedy on Scotch.... bwhahahahaa!

 

[KYS]

Re: My New Ford F-150

What was Hilary Clinton playing in this band?!

 

[Tucsondave]

Re: My New Ford F-150

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: kyshooter338</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What was Hilary Clinton playing in this band?! </div></div>

Skin Flute??

 

[308Panther]

Re: My New Ford F-150

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tucsondave</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: kyshooter338</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What was Hilary Clinton playing in this band?! </div></div>

Skin Flute?? </div></div>

Naw..She was too busy eating a vertical taco.

Normally she plays the saxaphone but in her case
it was renamed Screechaphone.

308Panther