Maggie’s News from the Taliban

[Victor N TN]

News from the Taliban . . .


This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar warned the United States that if Military actions against Iraq and Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America's supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 and Super 8 Managers.

And, if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more candidates for President of the United States!

Folks, it's gonna get ugly!

 

[zenbiker]

Re: News from the Taliban

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Victor N TN</div><div class="ubbcode-body">News from the Taliban . . .


This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar warned the United States that if Military actions against Iraq and Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America's supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 and Super 8 Managers.

And, if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more candidates for President of the United States!

Folks, it's gonna get ugly!
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Paraphrasing a quote from the movie <span style="font-weight: bold">The Legend of Bagger Vance</span>, "Oh, no sah, it's been ugly for quite some time now". ; )