Oh dear, what a shame....

[MarinePMI]

I mean, Oh! Deer!...

Deer runs into Black Lives Matter marchers in NJ, injuring 3, 1 seriously

Authorities say a woman marching in a Black Lives Matter protest in New Jersey was seriously injured and two others were also hurt when a deer suddenly ran into the crowd.

www.fox13news.com

 

[Rthur]

A version of a headline sure to follow.
A racist local attacks peaceful protest.
For some the buck did stop here.

R

 

[Gatorshark]

Injustice and inequality continues. No harm to the deer was it?

 

[Aries256]

Someone get the deer some top shelf feed. If I could Id keep him.

 

[Redmanss]

If I could Id keep him.

So would I. In my freezer...

 

[Maggot]

So would I. In my freezer...

What a wasted opportunity. Y

You can only eat him once but if properly trained he could be a first class 'Assault Deer'. You could take him to all the protests, let him reap brief havoc, run back tot he trailer, and be gone. He would be famous and perhaps Antifa would even put a price on his antlers.

 

[Arc Light]

Media reports say witnesses saw a MAGA hat on the deer and a confederate flag tattoo on it's hide.

Thus far, Trump has refused to disown the deer's actions.

 

[uffduh]

Racist Whitetail

 

[buffalowinter]

 

[Doc68]

Even the deer are fed up with their bullshit.

 

[Concrete shooter]

Just another sickening example of WHITE-tail privilege! I hope they don't burn down the Cabelas

 

[Aries256]

So would I. In my freezer...

So would I. In my freezer...

Not a libtard fighter like that. Id try to armor him up.

 

[Redmanss]

It's a deer, not a German Shepherd, you don't train them, you just harvest and eat them.

 

[MarinePMI]

It's a deer, not a German Shepherd, you don't train them, you just harvest and eat them.

..with potatoes and a decent beer.

 

[pmclaine]

And injured that were protesting against the police were treated......by the police.......Ohe dear, the irony.

 

[Maggot]

It's a deer, not a German Shepherd, you don't train them, you just harvest and eat them.

Any animal can be trained, its just whether or not youre willing to put in the effort.

And whats this 'harvest' horseshit? You kill them.

 

[Redmanss]

Any animal can be trained, its just whether or not youre willing to put in the effort.

And whats this 'harvest' horseshit? You kill them.

Go have a drink. Or five...

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Boowah ha hah ah ahahh aha haha hhah a. Ha ha hahha hah ah. Boowah ha ha ha ha. Ha ha hah aha. Aah ha ha hahhaha.

Sirhr

 

[Maggot]

Go have a drink. Or five...

Im old and weak, one is about my limit.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I am just wondering... was it a whitetail?

because, well...

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

If it was a mule deer... isn’t a mule like a a Democrat donkey?

oh and if it was a blacktail... does that make it a false flag?

So much possibility with this one...

Sirhr

 

[Rthur]

If it was a mule deer... isn’t a mule like a a Democrat donkey?

oh and if it was a blacktail... does that make it a false flag?

So much possibility with this one...

Sirhr

Does the mule come with 40 acres?
Asking for a friend.

R

 

[10ring'r]

Give that F'n deer a bucket of corn and a salt lick. Way to go bucky! Mac

 

[Aries256]

..with potatoes and a decent beer.

Mmmmmm that does sound good

 

[ubettcha]

Was it a white on black or white on white crime? Hard to tell these days there are more white blm protesters than black blm protesters

 

[MarinePMI]

This took place in Jersey, so whitetails for sure. I don't know of any mulies, east of the Appalachians (but I could be wrong).

 

[Maggot]

I’ll politely disagree. I caught a snapping turtle that would have fit inside a ping pong ball and tried for two years to train it not to bite me. Not even tossing it in a snow bank to “cool down” furthered my cause. It stayed extremely well fed and was handled every day.

Yeah, reptiles, if you consider them animals, are a bit different. At least he didnt get your triggerfinger.