Re: OK, I'll Play.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Robot Doc</div><div class="ubbcode-body">LOL,
Here the best starter to a bar fight I've ever heard. What do you have when a sailor is holding open the flap in his Cracker Jacks? Answer: A Marine Corp platter! LOL. That's when the fight started. PI you had to be there.
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While that is a good one to get things going, a sailors view of the EGA is garruunnnteeed to get a scrap happening fast.
A drunken seagull,
chained to the top of a beach ball,
with an anchor crammed up its a$$,
screaming for Naval gunfire
DUCK!!
All in fun
Cheers,
Doc