Pigeons die after sex?
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You Fuckers cut Bender some slack.
He is still trying to figure out how a Husky chainsaw gets so tight it fucks up, when he knew to buy Stihl.
Those fuckers just wear out, not in.!
Good time at that party. FM
He is still trying to figure out how a Husky chainsaw gets so tight it fucks up, when he knew to buy Stihl.
Those fuckers just wear out, not in.!
Good time at that party. FM
You need a one handed grease gun where you grab em and hold them between your knees and use one hand to sqweeze the grease in and one hand controlling the hose end of the grease gun to lube em up a bit.
Works on pidgeons and hens but why fuck up your egg layers? Catch pidgeons, they are free and will not "home in" for a second go round.
When you got one on the prong, wail til the last second and then wring it's neck so you get that "dyin quiver."
Works on pidgeons and hens but why fuck up your egg layers? Catch pidgeons, they are free and will not "home in" for a second go round.
When you got one on the prong, wail til the last second and then wring it's neck so you get that "dyin quiver."
Where's bender at ?
He killed my girlfriend
Time for a dose of his own medicine
Bend over Bitch
He killed my girlfriend
Time for a dose of his own medicine
Bend over Bitch
Michael Bay Charged with Killing Pigeon in Italy, He Denies It
Filmmaker Michael Bay is now charged with killing a pigeon while directing a film in Italy ... but he's firing back, denying it ever happened under his watch. The blockbuster director was hit with charges
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The "act" dates back to 2018.
If yer gonna necro thread this was one funny effed up thread . IMHO really elevated @Bender to SH Royalty .
Nah he got me. I’m burned for life. I shall never recover. I may tell you all how I was a “Cosby” victim and now I’m moving my assets in to buying and selling NV equipment.
This took me back to my Jr. High days...
I checked out the book, "The Green Berets" from the school library. I had seen the John Wayne movie and figured I would read the book.
If you've read the book you may know where I'm going...
At some point in the book (after they get to Vietnam, I think) there is a little side story about a pet primate (monkey, baboon... don't remember) kept in a cage. They get him a female monkey but she isn't interested in mating... So they throw a chicken in every once in a while to help him out... One of the characters then explains that when they're real bored they throw a rooster in the cage for a real show.
I guess John Wayne didn't think that part would help with the war effort and left it out if the movie.
Kinda surprised me that book passed muster to be in a Jr. High library... Guess no one complained about it. I didn't mention it either. Lol
Mike
I checked out the book, "The Green Berets" from the school library. I had seen the John Wayne movie and figured I would read the book.
If you've read the book you may know where I'm going...
At some point in the book (after they get to Vietnam, I think) there is a little side story about a pet primate (monkey, baboon... don't remember) kept in a cage. They get him a female monkey but she isn't interested in mating... So they throw a chicken in every once in a while to help him out... One of the characters then explains that when they're real bored they throw a rooster in the cage for a real show.
I guess John Wayne didn't think that part would help with the war effort and left it out if the movie.
Kinda surprised me that book passed muster to be in a Jr. High library... Guess no one complained about it. I didn't mention it either. Lol
Mike
