Maggie’s Post Your Newest Or Favorite Insults

[RNWRKNP]

Been around the world three time! Once on a train, once on a plane, once on a pogo stick,seen three world fairs and to pigme rodeos and ain’t never met anybody as stupid as you?

 

[flyer]

I've taken to calling Canadians "snow Mexicans".

Before that I just called them "dirty Canadians".

It is always fun to get on their case because they are usually too polite to throw anything back. They also know that their politics are rediculous.

 

[WeiserBucks]

"Gayer than cum on a mustache"

"Dumber than a bag of hammers"

My favorite one for shitty equipment operators , "You couldn't run a stiff dick into a lard bucket"

"Higher than giraffe tits"

"Harder than woodpecker lips"

"Blacker than Bigfoots dick"

"Go suck start a shotgun"

"Go fuck a blender"

"I pray you die in a horrible broomstick sodomizing accident "

 

[tansinator]

Foamy vaginal blood fart.

Maggot infested vaginal bloodfart

 

[Foul Mike]

Tall enough to stand flat footed and shit in a dump truck.

 

[justin amateur]

You claim to have a photograhic memory
too bad nothing ever develops.

I feel bad for him, he's a few french fries short of a Happy meal.

Mentally, y'er elevator don't go all the way to the top.

 

[Phil G]

“Are you as dumb as you look ?”

Phil G

 

[hermosabeach]

Jesus son, your breath is so bad, I bet women make you brush your teeth before you go down on them!

 

[Foul Mike]

"You [he, she, or it] have a kind face."
The kind I want to throw horse turds at. DVT

 

[The Welshman]

The best part of you ran down between the cheeks of your mothers ass and left a brown stain on the mattress

 

[bullseye13]

"Gayer than cum on a mustache"

"Dumber than a bag of hammers"

My favorite one for shitty equipment operators , "You couldn't run a stiff dick into a lard bucket"

"Higher than giraffe tits"

"Harder than woodpecker lips"

"Blacker than Bigfoots dick"

"Go suck start a shotgun"

"Go fuck a blender"

"I pray you die in a horrible broomstick sodomizing accident "

Gayer than an assful of AIDS

 

[Snipe260]

If she had as many sticking out of her that's been stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine!