Maggie’s Puppy Love or Red Rocket For The Cat

[1J04]

OK sports fans, the much anticipated illicit show between the Dog and Cat is here. This is gonna put Man, Bear, Pig to shame if they'd get it right. When this thing meets "Fruition" I'm afraid there's only gonna be so many of 'whatever they have' available. I'm taking pre-orders NOW !!!

This may take awhile, I'm warning you. I found out last night the cat is actually a male. Don't you feel dirty Meow?


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C'mon, lick my head......

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LMFAO

 

[RNWRKNP]

Wrong? Funny but wrong. ? My female lab humps the male but it’s not his fault. We took his balls?

 

[1J04]

Ya, this LGBT thing is outta control.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

I think you mean LGCDBT, don't you? All things considered, with all the different titles that 'they' are using/inventing,,, just throw in a few numbers and symbols for good measure. LGCDBTQ743923u74#%&(&%^$ Wouldn't want to leave anyone/anything/any fire-hydrant out. And a stop-sign for good measure.

Gotta stop offending the offenders. Or they'll get offended.

 

[TripleBull]

During a post-hump interview, Red Rocket calmly howled: "Any pussy is better than no pussy"

 

[1J04]

During a post-hump interview, Red Rocket calmly howled: "Any pussy is better than no pussy"

Or, my pussy hurts.

 

[W54/XM-388]

Interspecies animal humping is pretty common if you are on a farm long enough, you'll see lots of animals try it with various combinations of animate and inanimate objects.
Apparently the only rule is that it's always yes unless the answer comes back with teeth and hooves to back it up.

(So don't turn your back on the Donkeys, it's hard to beat them off without a good broom.)

 

[Rthur]

Interspecies animal humping is pretty common if you are on a farm long enough, you'll see lots of animals try it with various combinations of animate and inanimate objects.
Apparently the only rule is that it's always yes unless the answer comes back with teeth and hooves to back it up.

(So don't turn your back on the Donkeys, it's hard to beat them off without a good broom.)Phrasing.....

R

 

[1J04]

Interspecies animal humping is pretty common if you are on a farm long enough, you'll see lots of animals try it with various combinations of animate and inanimate objects.
Apparently the only rule is that it's always yes unless the answer comes back with teeth and hooves to back it up.

(So don't turn your back on the Donkeys, it's hard to beat them off without a good broom.)

I hear ya! Seen some crazy barnyard follies, but I gotta be honest. I've never seen or heard, till now, a dog doing a cat. Never. Crazy thing is that damn dog starts drooling like like he's gonna start flehmening.
People come over to my friends place there and next thing ya know, "hey, that dogs humping that cat". Leave'm be. It gets worse.

 

[Dirty D]

...(So don't turn your back on the Donkeys, it's hard to beat them off without a good broom.)

I bet 1J could get the job done with a little dirty talk, a lot of braying and his soft hands.

 

[Dirty D]

1J’s wife thinks that he bought a rain suit on eBay, in other news he seems much more relaxed these days.

https://m.ebay.com/itm/Latex-Rubber...ks-hood-and-Zipper-penis-sheath-/263561557952

 

[1J04]

1J’s wife thinks that he bought a rain suit on eBay, in other news he seems much more relaxed these days.

https://m.ebay.com/itm/Latex-Rubber...ks-hood-and-Zipper-penis-sheath-/263561557952

$265!? That's outrageous! Craigslist Jimmy. Craigslist.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

$265!? That's outrageous! Craigslist Jimmy. Craigslist.

Craigslist? Those will most likely be used, unless of course that's what you are looking for.

 

[TripleBull]

I bet 1J could get the job done with a little dirty talk, a lot of braying and his soft hands.

He buys lotion by the case.

Weekly.

 

[TripleBull]

Should be retitled: "Horny Puppy Rough Rides Rooster"

 

[TripleBull]

1J’s wife thinks that he bought a rain suit on eBay, in other news he seems much more relaxed these days.

https://m.ebay.com/itm/Latex-Rubber...ks-hood-and-Zipper-penis-sheath-/263561557952

1J bitched till they custom made him an XS penis sheath model

 

[DuneBoer]

 

[1J04]

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You totally get it. Great episode!