Reason to keep that old deep freezer around perhaps??

[HeavyAssault]

Man's plan to hide from police in freezer takes dire turn: officials

A Minnesota man who was found dead in a freezer in June was apparently running from police when he entered the freezer on his own accord. His body showed no signs of injury.

www.foxnews.com

"Accidents" happen.....right?

 

[Cardboard55]

Businessman chopped into pieces and stuffed into a freezer in Thailand

Thai police said the real estate broker's head, torso and limbs had been severed and left in plastic bags in the chest freezer, found during a search of Pattaya's largest housing project.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Terrible accident. They are happening everywhere.

 

[Milf Dots]

"When used properly, freezers can put a real chill into criminals".

 

[Im2bent]

Don't forget them ss checks https://www.pennlive.com/news/2022/...reezer-while-using-social-security-money.html