Maggie’s Required EEO Form

[JimT]

HURT FEELINGS REPORT


Date:________________ Time of hurtfulness:________________ am/pm

Which ear were the words of hurtfulness spoken into? (circle one)

Left Right Both

Is there permanent feeling damage? Yes No

Did you need a tissue for the tears? Yes No

Reason for filing this report (circle Yes or No)

a. I am thin-skinned Yes No
b. I am a pussy Yes No
c. I have woman-like hormones Yes No
d. I am a queer Yes No
e. I am a little bitch Yes No
f. I am a cry-baby Yes No
g. I want my Mommy Yes No
h. All the above Yes No
(just circle this one since all most likely apply)


If you feel that you need someone to hug, go home to Mommy and let her change your diaper.

If you feel as though you must speak to someone immediately to soothe you, please call: 1-800-CRY-BABY or 1-800-SIS-GIRL.

Girly-man who filed this report:_____________________________________________

Signature of girly-man:___________________________________________________

Name of “Real Man” who hurt your feelings:_________________________________
(person who is being brought up on charges):

Signature of real man:___________________________________________________

Supervisor’s signature:__________________________________________________
(person who is obligated by policy to listen to this drivel)

Use additional pages if whining & bitching requires more space


FORM PC-101

 

[J-Ham]

Re: Required EEO Form

I work for a construction company that predominantly does work for the Department of Transportation. Most of the time I feel like the paperwork that I do for them is about as meaningful as the above form (and most of the time I'm probably right).