Russian Hottie Dangling in Dubai

LOL. Y'all looking at the guy way too much. You're going on a watch list!

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Ok she is hot. But none of them are to fucking bright. My balls were crawling inside me just watching that.

Im glad I'm not the only one. I've looked off the top of the Burj tower, and it didn't fuck with me the way those camera angles were doing. I guess the huge wall of lexan keeping me from plummeting to my death helped a bunch also.
 
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Oh come on... if someone set up a rappel line off that place, I'd tie on a Ranger seat, hook up a figure 8 and be in an L-position in a microsecond..... That would be a better ride than Claudia Schiffer on coke and a triple cappuccino!

Tell me you manly snipery-types wouldn't love to do a rope ride down the side of a building like that.

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
Oh come on... if someone set up a rappel line off that place, I'd tie on a Ranger seat, hook up a figure 8 and be in an L-position in a microsecond..... That would be a better ride than Claudia Schiffer on coke and a triple cappuccino!

Tell me you manly snipery-types wouldn't love to do a rope ride down the side of a building like that.

Cheers,

Sirhr


High on uncut, 100% Peruvian Cha Cha Cha? Nah. Ain't happening man. This guy ain't getting up there. Just watching that shit makes my balls tingle. Balls ain't suppose to tingle. :rolleyes:
 
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Oh come on... if someone set up a rappel line off that place, I'd tie on a Ranger seat, hook up a figure 8 and be in an L-position in a microsecond..... That would be a better ride than Claudia Schiffer on coke and a triple cappuccino!

Tell me you manly snipery-types wouldn't love to do a rope ride down the side of a building like that.

Cheers,

Sirhr

I'd go off the side with a rope to rappel but not hanging from the edge by somebody's arm...
 
^^^ Technically, Claudia would be amped on Peruvian marching powder... I don't imbibe. But under those circumstances, I might be able to make it the whole 8 seconds...

That said.... if your cojones aren't tingling, you aren't living! I'd do that ride in a heartbeat! Adrenaline is a hell of a drug!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 
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^^^ Technically, Claudia would be amped on Peruvian marching powder... I don't imbibe. But under those circumstances, I might be able to make it the whole 8 seconds...

That said.... if your cojones aren't tingling, you aren't living! I'd do that ride in a heartbeat! Adrenaline is a hell of a drug!

Cheers,

Sirhr


Whole heartedly agree, BUT. There's a huge difference for this guy between happy having fun tingle and what the fuck did I just get myself into scared fucking stiff tingle. Sweet Baby Jesus.
 
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Well, true. If I hung off there on a Ranger seat, it would be with a cadre of sua sponte animals tying things up and watching my back. Not some meterosexual douche who is waving his hair like Fabio on the cover of a Harlequin paperback.... I'll give you that.

But let's get back to boffing Claudia Schiffer....

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Sirhr
 
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Oh come on... if someone set up a rappel line off that place, I'd tie on a Ranger seat, hook up a figure 8 and be in an L-position in a microsecond..... That would be a better ride than Claudia Schiffer on coke and a triple cappuccino!

Tell me you manly snipery-types wouldn't love to do a rope ride down the side of a building like that.

Cheers,

Sirhr

I'd do it with a good seat and a stainless rack. The 8 would likely fail before the bottom due to the heat generated. Not sure what the current state of the art for long rappels is but when I was actively doing vertical and cave rescue no one would use an 8 for a long rappel and those doing the long drops like Golondrinas wouldn't even let you on their 1200' ropes with any aluminum rappel device.

 
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I'd do it with a good seat and a stainless rack. The 8 would likely fail before the bottom due to the heat generated. Not sure what the current state of the art for long rappels is but when I was actively doing vertical and cave rescue no one would use an 8 for a long rappel and those doing the long drops like Golondrinas wouldn't even let you on their 1200' ropes with any aluminum rappel device.

Well shit, that was me dying a horrible death right there. I never would've even thought of that shit. Other than Stubai D-rings I don't think I've ever used steel.

Youd have been writing the Darwin awards for me and sir launching ourselves off that bitch with equipment that wasn't going to survive the trip. We'd have made it to the Marina a bit faster than anticipated
 
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I'd do it with a good seat and a stainless rack. The 8 would likely fail before the bottom due to the heat generated. Not sure what the current state of the art for long rappels is but when I was actively doing vertical and cave rescue no one would use an 8 for a long rappel and those doing the long drops like Golondrinas wouldn't even let you on their 1200' ropes with any aluminum rappel device.

Well, my longest rope rappels were 150 feet on two-strands of rope.... maybe a bit more with the stretch figured in. I recall we had to figure in 10 percent stretch but that was... a long time ago and I can't say I remember the formula. I do remember that we had to cinch up high enough to 'not' auger in due to stretch. But never had any problems with an aluminum 8.

Of course, I see your point when it comes to an 8 failing... and can't figure out how you'd get a 2000 foot double rope anyway! The weight of the rope would be... hundreds of pounds. And the stretch would be more than a bit challenging once you get down to 20 floors... up!

I'd still do that building in a heartbeat if anyone would let me and if the technology existed!!

Cheers,

Sirhr

No tag line right now, so I'll just say "Geronimo!"
 
Yep, that's more of a BASE jump than a rappel, but it would be fun to walk into an REI and say:" I'd like 4000ft of your best static line please." (Not that we'd go to REI)

Asan aside, the douche in the video was right though when he said it was their one and only chance to ever be on that building. You can guarantee that the UAE would arrest them upon landing if they ever returned. With as huge of a hub as Dubai is for travel to that side of the world, I don't know if I'd have burned that bridge.

 
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I had an EX that liked to do stupid shit like that, because it was turn on!!! There's something special a woman who literally has to change your Thong because she's so wet from almost dying...

Yeah. I'll grant that she is absolutely stunning, Tucker (no need for a watch list). But you (or anyone else who got the chance to read it) can't watch this video and not remember the Crazy B**ch thread from the other site. I guarantee you she fits the mold for that thread.
 
Oh come on... if someone set up a rappel line off that place, I'd tie on a Ranger seat, hook up a figure 8 and be in an L-position in a microsecond..... That would be a better ride than Claudia Schiffer on coke and a triple cappuccino!

Tell me you manly snipery-types wouldn't love to do a rope ride down the side of a building like that.

Cheers,

Sirhr

Fuck yea, I would!!!!