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S Williams, I don’t get it

TurboTrout

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So watching her play some 3rd wold combloc chick (who’s ok looking; like a Texas 8, CA 5)

First off, Williams is one ugly bitch, like not eye candy remotely which takes much of the point out of watching woman’s sports, especially compared to the little blonde she’s playing

Two, she’s just now tied, this blonde chick is from a shitty combloc country, Williams is super rich fully, sponsored in the richest country on earth

I just don’t get the hype with Williams
 
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Didn't she piss off the feminist and/or tranny community by saying that men are better tennis players than women or something like that? If I remember that right, then she's cool in my eyes for that alone.
 
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Say what you want about her looks, but she could kick the shit outta all of us probably. :ROFLMAO:

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TurboTrout said:
So watching her play some 3rd wold combloc chick (who’s ok looking; like a Texas 8, CA 5)

First off, Williams is one ugly bitch, like not eye candy remotely which takes much of the point out of watching woman’s sports, especially compared to the little blonde she’s playing

Two, she’s just now tied, this blonde chick is from a shitty combloc country, Williams is super rich fully, sponsored in the richest country on earth

I just don’t get the hype with Williams
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In Tennis just like many other sports, no matter how good you are, eventually time and age catches up with you and you have to hang it up because the next batch are younger and faster than you.

Williams has been playing a long time and is probably thinking about retirement before too long.

Also, the Williams sisters are very strong powerful players, but that doesn't guarantee a win against an opponent who is fast, agile, has very fast reflexes and has a lot of skill and training.

The tennis world often has rather surprising upsets, it's the nature of the game.
 
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TurboTrout said:
So watching her play some 3rd wold combloc chick (who’s ok looking; like a Texas 8, CA 5)

First off, Williams is one ugly bitch, like not eye candy remotely which takes much of the point out of watching woman’s sports, especially compared to the little blonde she’s playing

Two, she’s just now tied, this blonde chick is from a shitty combloc country, Williams is super rich fully, sponsored in the richest country on earth

I just don’t get the hype with Williams
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what does looks have to do with athletics? you realize she is 40 right? She is well past here prime…you sound like a dumb ass. She actually very conservative and a good mother at that
 

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Sniperwannabee said:
what does looks have to do with athletics? you realize she is 40 right? She is well past here prime…you sound like a dumb ass. She actually very conservative and a good mother at that
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If I had a delorian.. I’d get down with those coco puffs


But damn, that’s a short term lease, fuck outta here with a buy option 😂
 
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You want an interesting conversation? Ask the sports orgs how they judge testosterone levels in females. Black women have testosterone levels similar to men.
 
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Would bang, definitely.

Even if she were a bit too muscle-y(she’s not) I’d still be arm candy for her, she’s fucking loaded

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TurboTrout said:
So watching her play some 3rd wold combloc chick (who’s ok looking; like a Texas 8, CA 5)

First off, Williams is one ugly bitch, like not eye candy remotely which takes much of the point out of watching woman’s sports, especially compared to the little blonde she’s playing

Two, she’s just now tied, this blonde chick is from a shitty combloc country, Williams is super rich fully, sponsored in the richest country on earth

I just don’t get the hype with Williams
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Like her or not she has won 23 gran slam titles, hard to argue with that. The player she just beat was ranked #2 in the world and from Estonia. Last I heard they were a NATO country. 3rd world combloc is a bit of a stretch but haters are going to hate.
 
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RRW said:
Like her or not she has won 23 gran slam titles, hard to argue with that. The player she just beat was ranked #2 in the world and from Estonia. Last I heard they were a NATO country. 3rd world combloc is a bit of a stretch but haters are going to hate.
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Estonia, yeah, a real global powerhouse

Point being is she makes more in a month than that shift from where the fuck ever makes in a year, plus full sponsored, and the best trainer money can buy
 
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Estonia, yeah, a real global powerhouse

Point being is she makes more in a month than that shift from where the fuck ever makes in a year, plus full sponsored, and the best trainer money can buy
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Dude, she’s ancient for a tennis player. She turned pro the same year Kontaveit was born, and won her first US open when Kontaveit was 4 years old. Williams is ranked 600 in the world, and Kontaveit is #2. Your response should be something like “Holy fucking shit how did Serena beat that girl?”
 
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Estonia, yeah, a real global powerhouse

Point being is she makes more in a month than that shift from where the fuck ever makes in a year, plus full sponsored, and the best trainer money can buy
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Still don't know what point your trying to make other than being a hater. All of those players at that level are fully sponsored and have good trainers/coaches.
 
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Maser said:
Didn't she piss off the feminist and/or tranny community by saying that men are better tennis players than women or something like that? If I remember that right, then she's cool in my eyes for that alone.
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She should know. Being a man.
 
TurboTrout said:
So watching her play some 3rd wold combloc chick (who’s ok looking; like a Texas 8, CA 5)

First off, Williams is one ugly bitch, like not eye candy remotely which takes much of the point out of watching woman’s sports, especially compared to the little blonde she’s playing

Two, she’s just now tied, this blonde chick is from a shitty combloc country, Williams is super rich fully, sponsored in the richest country on earth

I just don’t get the hype with Williams
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Wasn’t s Williams doing the tennis thing way back before Y2K?
 
Serena is an absolute freak of athleticism. Growing up, I would see her and her sister around town or at the movie theaters before they became super famous. They used to do a bunch of training locally and are very well respected here. Good people.

If you ever stood next to Serena, you would know why she dominated the sport for so long. She would make most of the guys here jealous of her strength.
 
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Straight up, she beat my ass lol.
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Lol. I love the idea of dating a she-hulk. In reality I don’t think I could handle the hyper emotional mess, especially if she had competition aspirations. That would get real old, real quick. They are hot as fuck though
 
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@TurboTrout do you post on the Hide just to prove what a complete dipshit you are? Why opine about something you clearly know absolutely nothing about? Your posts are no different than saying Michael Jordan shouldn't be highly regarded as a basketball player, or Wayne Gretzky ain't shit as a hockey player.
Good grief!
  • At the 1999 US Open, became the second African-American woman to win a Grand Slam title at 17 years old [1]
  • By winning the 2001 Australian Open doubles championship with Venus Williams, became the fifth pair to complete a Career Doubles Grand Slam and the only pair to win a Career Doubles Golden Slam.
  • At the 2001 US Open, marked the first time in the Open Era, and the second time in 117 years that sisters met in a Grand Slam final (with Venus Williams)
  • At the 2002 Roland Garros final, she became the first younger sister to defeat her older sister in a Grand Slam singles tournament.
  • At the 2002 Roland Garros, she defeated her older sister Venus for the first time as a Grand Slam final victory [1]
  • By winning the 2003 Australian Open, became the fifth woman to hold all four Grand Slam singles titles simultaneously.
  • By winning the 2003 Australian Open, became the first African-American to win the championship.
  • By winning the 2003 Australian Open, she became the sixth player to win a Career Grand Slam.
  • By winning the 2003 Wimbledon ladies' title, Williams became just the fifth woman in the Open Era to win back-to-back Wimbledon crowns. She followed Billie Jean King, Martina Navratilova, Steffi Graf, and Venus Williams. Since then, the feat has been accomplished 3 more times, once by Venus Williams and twice by Serena Williams.[1]
  • By reaching the final of the 2003 Australian Open, she and sister Venus became the first players to compete in 4 consecutive slam finals.
  • By winning the 2005 Australian Open by defeating Mauresmo and Davenport, became the only player in tennis history to win three Grand Slam singles titles (1999 U.S. Opens, 2002 Roland Garros) by beating the top two ranked players.[citation needed]
  • By winning the 2007 Australian Open became the first unseeded player since Chris O'Neil (1978) to win a slam, she was ranked #81 in the world.
  • Her six-year gap between Wimbledon titles (2003–2009) is second only to Evonne Goolagong Cawley's nine years in the Open Era.
  • Her eleven-year gap between Roland Garros titles (2002–2013) is the longest in the Open Era.
  • Only player to have won three Grand Slam singles titles after saving match points (2003 Australian Open versus Kim Clijsters, 2005 Australian Open versus Maria Sharapova, and 2009 Wimbledon versus Elena Dementieva).[2]
  • Against Elena Dementieva, she played the longest recorded Wimbledon women's semifinal (2009) in the open era: 2 hours, 49 minutes.[1][3]
  • By winning the 2010 Roland Garros doubles with sister Venus, they became the first pair since 1998 to hold the four doubles slams at the same time.
  • By winning the 2010 Roland Garros doubles with sister Venus, they became the first pair in the Open Era to complete the Career Doubles Golden Slam twice (2001 & 2003 Australian Open, 1999 & 2010 Roland Garros, 2000 & 2002 Wimbledon, 1999 & 2009 U.S. Open, and 2000 & 2008 Olympic gold medalists).
  • In 2012 Wimbledon, in her semifinal match against Azarenka, she hit a record 24 aces in a match, which was surpassed by Sabine Lisicki at the 2015 Aegon Classic in Birmingham.
  • At the 2012 Wimbledon Championships, she set a record for most aces served in a tournament, hitting 102 aces in the tournament, which was the most of men or women at the Championships that year.
  • In 2014, she won her 6th US Open title, the most in the Open Era (tied with Evert)
  • In 2017, she won her 7th Australian Open title, the most in the Open Era (stands alone).
  • Most hardcourt grand slam singles titles: 13 [7 Australian Open & 6 US Open] (stands alone).
  • In 2015, she won her 6th Wimbledon title. She became the only person in history, male or female, to win three of the four grand slams 6 times (AO 2003/2005/2007/2009/2010/2015, WIM 2002/2003/2009/2010/2012/2015, and USO 1999/2002/2008/2012/2013/2014).
  • She is only the fourth woman in the Open Era to win a tournament six or more times after Steffi Graf, Chris Evert, and Martina Navratilova. She's won 8 Miami Masters, 7 Australian Opens, 7 Wimbledons, and 6 US Open titles.
  • She is also only the third player to achieve a Career Grand Slam in singles and doubles after Margaret Court and Martina Navratilova
  • Second player to win a slam singles titles in three decades after Martina Navratilova (USO 1999, FO 2002, AO 2010)
  • Winner of all four Grand Slam singles titles in two decades (along with Court and Graf)
  • Longest span between first (2003) and last (2017) Australian Open titles: 14 years (tied with Nancye Wynne Bolton)
  • Longest span between first (2002) and last (2015) Roland Garros titles: 13 years
  • Longest span between first (2002) and last (2016) Wimbledon titles: 14 years
  • Longest span between first (1999) and last (2014) US Open titles: 15 years
  • Roland Garros 2015, Williams became the first woman to win 50+ career matches in all four Grand Slams in the Open Era.[4]
  • Roland Garros 2016, Williams became the first woman to win 60+ career matches in all four Grand Slams in the Open Era (AO 74 match wins, FO 60 match wins, WIM 79 match wins, and USO 84 match wins).
  • Roland Garros 2015, became first woman to win a grand slam tournament losing five sets en route to the title
  • Oldest player to hold all Grand Slam singles titles simultaneously (2014–2015)
  • In 2015, Williams won 4 consecutive grand slam titles for the second time in her career, also accomplishing the feat in 2002–2003. She and Steffi Graf are the only two players in the Open Era to win 4 consecutive grand slam singles titles on 2 separate occasions.
  • Only player, male or female, to complete the Career Golden Slam after turning 30 years of age (WIM 2012, OLY 2012, USO 2012, FO 2013, AO 2015).
  • Third female player to win 70+ matches at 3 of the 4 grand slam events. She had AO 70 match wins, WIM 79 match wins, USO 84 match wins. (tied with Steffi Graf who had USO 73 match wins, WIM 75 match wins, and FO 87 match wins, and Chris Evert who had FO 72 match wins, WIM 98 match wins, and USO 103 match wins)
  • In 2017, Williams became the first player, male or female, to win 80+ matches at 3 of the 4 grand slam events. She had AO 81 match wins, WIM 86 match wins, USO 89 match wins.
  • In 2016, she won her 7th Wimbledon singles title, the 2nd most in the Open Era (tied with Steffi Graf, only behind Martina Navratilova's 9 titles).
  • In 2016, won 6th Wimbledon doubles title with Venus Williams. It was the 4th time Serena Williams won the singles and doubles titles at Wimbledon in the same year (2002, 2009, 2012, 2016). Venus also accomplished this feat twice (2000, 2008).
  • Serena and Venus Williams improved their grand slam doubles finals record to 14–0. Only Martina Navratilova/Pam Shriver own more grand slam doubles titles as a team with 20 championships.
  • In 2017, by virtue of her 7th Australian Open singles title, she won her 23rd grand slam singles title and surpassed Steffi Graf's Open Era record of 22. Williams now trails only Margaret Court's all-time record of 24 grand slam singles titles. (During Court's Australian Open wins from 1960 to 1964, there were less than 50 athletes per Australian Open. Current grand slams have 128 athletes in every main draw. This is why there is often a reference to the Open Era which started in 1968. 13 of Court's 24 grand slam singles titles came before the Open Era.)
  • In 2017, as of the Australian Open, Williams holds a 316–43 singles record in grand slams, winning 114 of those since turning 30 years old. Her 316 grand slam singles match wins is equal to Roger Federer and the most in tennis history, for men and women.
  • Her 2017 Australian Open crown was her 10th grand slam singles title since reaching her 30th birthday. No other female player has won more than 3 grand slam singles titles after turning 30 years of age. (Note: Steffi Graf was 29 years, 11 months and 22 days when she won Roland Garros on 5 June 1999, shortly before retiring.)
  • As of the 2017 Australian Open, Williams has won 10 of the 12 grand slam titles to complete the Box Set (winning the singles, same gender doubles, and mixed doubles in each of the four grand slam tournaments). The only 2 she's lacking are the mixed doubles titles at Roland Garros and the Australian Open. Her best finishes in those events were runner-up finishes at the 1998 Roland Garros and 1999 Australian Open.
  • As of the 2017 Australian Open, she is the only player, male or female, to win 10+ grand slam singles titles in two separate decades (10 in the 2000s and 12 in the 2010s).

Prize money and earnings[edit]​

  • First woman to win US$6,000,000 in prize money in a single year: 2009.
  • First, and only, woman to win US$12,000,000 in prize money in a single year: 2013. (Record: $12,385,572)
  • As of 23 Feb 2022, of the 15 highest single-year earnings ($6.5 million and up), Serena occupies 6 of them.
  • As of 23 Feb 2022, of the 5 highest single-year earnings ($9.3 million and up), Serena occupies 3 of them. № 1 - $12,385,572, № 3 - $10,582,642, and № 5 - $9,317,298.
  • First woman, and 1 of only 2 women, to win US$40,000,000 in career prize money in 2014. (Her sister, Venus, joined her in 2011)
  • First, and only, woman to win US$50,000,000 in career prize money in 2013.
  • First, and only, woman to win US$60,000,000 in career prize money in 2014.
  • First, and only, woman to win US$70,000,000 in career prize money in 2015.
  • First, and only, woman to win US$80,000,000 in career prize money in 2016.
  • First, and only, woman to win US$90,000,000 in career prize money in 2019.
  • Holds the record for most seasons (21) earning US$1,000,000 or more. In 1999–2005 and 2007–2020.
  • Holds the record for most seasons (17) earning US$2,000,000 or more. In 1999, 2001–2004, 2007–2010, and 2012–2019.
  • Holds the record for most seasons (6) earning US$5,000,000 or more. In 2009, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2016.
  • Holds the record for most seasons (6) earning US$6,000,000 or more. In 2009, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2016.
  • Holds the record for most seasons (5) earning US$7,000,000 or more. In 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016.
  • Holds the record for most seasons (3) earning US$9,000,000 or more. In 2013, 2014, 2015.
  • Holds the record for most seasons (2) earning US$10,000,000 or more. In 2013 and 2015.
  • She stands as the highest earning female athlete of all-time in terms of prize money across all sports, with $94,518,971 (as of 21 Feb 2022) and is about $52,000,000 & $56,000,000 ahead of the 2nd and 3rd highest women, Venus Williams and Maria Sharapova, respectively.[5]
  • As of 12 July 2021, Williams has the 4th highest career earnings, $94,518,971, of any tennis player, male or female.[1] She trails Novak Djokovic ($151,876,636), Roger Federer ($130,594,339), and Rafael Nadal ($124,937,195 ).[6]
You are a case study in someone who would greatly benefit by not posting.
 
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Lol. I love the idea of dating a she-hulk. In reality I don’t think I could handle the hyper emotional mess, especially if she had competition aspirations. That would get real old, real quick. They are hot as fuck though
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Her sex drive was off the charts.
 
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Lol. I love the idea of dating a she-hulk. In reality I don’t think I could handle the hyper emotional mess, especially if she had competition aspirations. That would get real old, real quick. They are hot as fuck though
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As long as we are talking about the natural chick's and not the steroid abusers. At that point you might as well just date a dude. The woman's clit is enlarged enough to enter the gay category.
 
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As long as we are talking about the natural chick's and not the steroid abusers. At that point you might as well just date a dude. The woman's clit is enlarged enough to enter the gay category.
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I’ve been around some female pro bodybuilders and there are a few that I would still bang the ass off of. But I agree with the sentiment. Some of the abuse can get really freaky
 
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I’ve been around some female pro bodybuilders and there are a few that I would still bang the ass off of. But I agree with the sentiment. Some of the abuse can get really freaky
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If you ever stood next to Serena, you would know why she dominated the sport for so long. She would make most of the guys here jealous of her strength.
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Yep!
I like tall, athletic women. (Cory Everson is another I like, from ancient times)
The old Bernie Mac show had a celebrity guest on the show, every so often, usually an athlete.
The guest would sit in a chair next to Bernie.
I remember the show when Serena was the guest, and the camera pulled back to show them side-by-side, Bernie looked like a midget, next to Serena!
 
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I’ve been around some female pro bodybuilders and there are a few that I would still bang the ass off of. But I agree with the sentiment. Some of the abuse can get really freaky
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The voice is just weird as fuck. It's like a cross between a dude and females typical pitch and sounds so weird. I lifted in a gym that had a couple and it was just weird but damn I can only imagine how tight that V was.
 
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