Because of the use of "night soil" (human feces as crop fertilizer). I was in Brazil for a few months 1998 and was told tp avoid salads for that reason.Salads can be the worst. Had an incident in 12 or 13 going both ends that I didn't make before it all started coming out. Giant mess.
A few weeks or so ago I was badly constipated for almost 4 days! Once I was finally able to start going again I kept on feeling really nauseated and light headed and feverish. The part that annoyed me the most was the feverish feeling and sweating. Well, like a moron I turned to Google for help and I wrote something to the effect of "why do I feel hot while pooping". Needless to say the results I got were NOT what I was looking for!
I think I just lost 4 pounds.
Last night, Rebecca made chicken fried steak, fresh green beans (with a sprinkling of red pepper flakes) and a big assed batch of potato wedges.
I ate way too much.
Got up this morning with that push feeling.
About three sips of coffee later I began to feel "the slide."
Of course, I wanted to wait to finish the coffee but it became increasingly difficult.
Discharge was relatively normal and in three phases.
Phase one was the log.
Phase two loggish looking pâte.
Phase three was the chocolate that I ate after dinner. It came out like a mix between soft chocolate and soft serve icecream.
Pretty cool, three dis-stink styles of turds.
No pellets for me because that tells me something has gone wrong.
Anyhoo, 6.89/10 for difficulty.
9.275/10 for execution.