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Sharing at work

Alphatreedog

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  • Feb 15, 2017
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    So anyone with half a testicle knows you don't share personal information that can be used to emasculate you at work . You don't share inadequacy , or ineptitude . Right ? It is blood in the water .
    I am lower management at my place of employment which affords me the ability to be me . And some of the guys try to warm up by saying warped effed up shit . So a guy tells me today that he beat someone to death with a dildo last night . I replied " quit tryin to make me feel good ".
    He goes on to tell me it was in a video game ..
    Me "Oh yer playin Punkz "?
    Him. Yep .
    Me. " How big is yer dick "?
    Him. I'm a girl in the game .
    Me. You know the smallest ya kin make yer dick is five inches in the game .
    Him. Yeah , wish that was true in real life .
    Needle drags across record sound .
    Why would someone hand this info to me . Why do people want to be tortured .
     
    Some people just habitually hang a virtual "kick me" sign on themselves then wonder why they keep getting abused.
     
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    Plays dildo games and talks about his small penis...why were you talking to a Dem?

    He obviously sees you as an alpha and was signaling that he was not a threat.

    And that he wanted to bottom for you
     
    I never have, and never will, share "Me" with people I work with/for. What the fuck good can come of telling people I have shit loads of firearms and shoot them all and reload and cruise all about Precision Shooting? What the Fuck. I have Family that simply does not understand that I am (we are all) complex beings and my opinions and specifics are none of anybody's business to judge or opine about?

    I am an individual and specific person - high social skills - low social desire. Artist and Conservative - Smart but Sensitive and Strong. I don't fit yer fucking molds and criteria so why the fuck am I gonna share my "Inner Self" with dumb fucks with half my IQ so they can judge me?

    It's time in history to play close to the vest and stop signaling and seeking approval. I'm a good guy and I work hard. I am kind and courteous and nurturing and I also throw people on the ground if they attack, intimidate, or threaten folks who are weaker, smaller or less knowing than they are. Big ones take care of small ones - the strong protect and nurture the weak. Smart ones enlighten the ignorant. I fucking hate bullies.

    Don't flag Firearm shit or opinions or politics at work or even with Family. Time to shut the hell up right now....feed the kids and the Wife and the dogs and get on with doing a Mans Job and stop flagging/bragging/acting badass and All Knowing.

    Time to just do my job and take care of those close to me. Anyone outside my small circle is suspect now. I have work to do and I'm doing it - what a neighbor or coworker or extended Family member think? Who fucking cares...

    VooDoo
     
    I use to manage a large team of IT folks in a large corporate location. I had 17 techs that all sat in one large room that had cubes installed in the room for each of them to sit and work benches that lined the west wall from end to end so they had a place to stage computers, point is it was all open. Everyone could hear everyone's phone calls etc etc

    Some of the conversations that took place in that room were insane. The things people would share, and yes, after they shared they would never hear the end of it from the others.

    Two examples, the older of the crew at the time, late 50's, had an overseas 'girlfriend' that was 18 years old. He would literally talk about her like she was a girlfriend, but everyone knew she was some prostitute that he would go bang a couple times a year on his overseas trip. He would get teased endlessly about it.

    He would dish it back too to the married guys. He would ask how much money does it cost you to maintain your battleaxe of a wife? and how often do you get laid? looks at pics of my 18 year old hottie, I know what she costs and not a penny more, and I get laid every time I see her (and she does everything without complaint)

    LOL is was funny to listen to

    Another guy let enough information out that his wife basically had his balls in her purse, like literally this guy couldn't take a shit without his wife's permission/approval. He got endlessly tormented over that, never denied it, and didn't really seem to care.

    I am so lucky that no one really got in trouble for all that bullshit, no one ever complained to HR
     
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    Am I the only one that want's to see a reply of sum chik beatin sum dude to deth wita joystik...
     
    while back when the company i worked for packed up and moved to texas to escape taxes here, i had to work with a couple of IT guys from texas.
    i thought one of them was joking when he said he liked midget porn and midget hookers (or something like that).
    i thought he was joking but his coworker assured me otherwise. gave me the creeps.
     
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    So anyone with half a testicle knows you don't share personal information that can be used to emasculate you at work . You don't share inadequacy , or ineptitude . Right ? It is blood in the water .
    I am lower management at my place of employment which affords me the ability to be me . And some of the guys try to warm up by saying warped effed up shit . So a guy tells me today that he beat someone to death with a dildo last night . I replied " quit tryin to make me feel good ".
    He goes on to tell me it was in a video game ..
    Me "Oh yer playin Punkz "?
    Him. Yep .
    Me. " How big is yer dick "?
    Him. I'm a girl in the game .
    Me. You know the smallest ya kin make yer dick is five inches in the game .
    Him. Yeah , wish that was true in real life .
    Needle drags across record sound .
    Why would someone hand this info to me . Why do people want to be tortured .
    Sounds like he’s inviting you to join in! On a real game😂
     
    as a business owner:

    All joking aside in this day of age you can be written up and it fired for “inappropriate language”, and if your not written up the offended party can sue the company.

    As much as I agree being the new guy it’s easy to “talk shit” and everyone loves it etc. even the boss will laugh.

    but when pushing comes to shove one day, you will be the odd man out.

    no one is taking a bullet for you...no one.

    you can play but be carful

    just some advice from someone who hears the complaints.
     
    So anyone with half a testicle knows you don't share personal information that can be used to emasculate you at work . You don't share inadequacy , or ineptitude . Right ? It is blood in the water .
    I am lower management at my place of employment which affords me the ability to be me . And some of the guys try to warm up by saying warped effed up shit . So a guy tells me today that he beat someone to death with a dildo last night . I replied " quit tryin to make me feel good ".
    He goes on to tell me it was in a video game ..
    Me "Oh yer playin Punkz "?
    Him. Yep .
    Me. " How big is yer dick "?
    Him. I'm a girl in the game .
    Me. You know the smallest ya kin make yer dick is five inches in the game .
    Him. Yeah , wish that was true in real life .
    Needle drags across record sound .
    Why would someone hand this info to me . Why do people want to be tortured .
    You messed up by replying. Now when you piss this person off they have you on sexual harassment.
     
    So anyone with half a testicle knows you don't share personal information that can be used to emasculate you at work . You don't share inadequacy , or ineptitude . Right ? It is blood in the water .
    I am lower management at my place of employment which affords me the ability to be me . And some of the guys try to warm up by saying warped effed up shit . So a guy tells me today that he beat someone to death with a dildo last night . I replied " quit tryin to make me feel good ".
    He goes on to tell me it was in a video game ..
    Me "Oh yer playin Punkz "?
    Him. Yep .
    Me. " How big is yer dick "?
    Him. I'm a girl in the game .
    Me. You know the smallest ya kin make yer dick is five inches in the game .
    Him. Yeah , wish that was true in real life .
    Needle drags across record sound .
    Why would someone hand this info to me . Why do people want to be tortured .
    Who the actual fuck is playing video games that allow you to choose the size of your cock?
     
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    I might have the best one here.

    So I got a job at 18 running a sheet metal shop fabricating and installing guard panels for palletizers (house sized machines that stack pallets). I worked night shift, this was a 24hour operation. The day shift guy, he was this older black fellow from South of Montgomery AL. After work one day, he figured he'd go get a hooker. They're easy to find on that road south out of Montgomery.

    He found one. He got some beer and pulled over to the side of the road. She sucked him off, they kissed and he started to feel her up. He reached under her skirt and got a big handfull of --balls and dick! Mind you he'd just been kissing and sucking on this dude.

    He kicked it out of the car and left.

    THEN came to work and told us about it.

    It. Never. Ended. I bet he still gets shit about it nearly thirty years later.

    OH, same job! We had an electrician, me and him were sorta friends. He was a bit odd, he'd come up to people and intensely stare at 'em, "you ever think about killing someone?" all serious. But he had real problems, PTSD related to gulf war? One time Jehovah Witnesses knocked on his door and he answered it covered in sweat, in whitey tighties with a 1911 and invited 'em in. They didn't take him up on it, they called the cops.

    Because of that he got sent to VA hospital. He'd tried to get rated before but they would just blow you off back then. So he went to this appt. prepared. Gets up out of the lobby, goes to the bathroom and takes off his clothes, goes back in the waiting room in his whitey tighties and stands on the chair, squats, and starts jacking off --to completion.

    He went missing for a few weeks after that, seemed a bit, uh, lobotomized afterwards...

    In both cases though, they bared all, nobody had to get it out of 'em. We're all probably guilty to some level though.
     
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    Heres a question are you one of those guys that doesn't say much unless it needs to be said? Im one of those people and when its quiet for too long people around me just start talking about anything and sometimes the conversations go in really weird directions. Just because silence makes people uncomfortable.
     
    Depending on the crowd it’s often used as a ice breaker if you have the ability to “read the table”

    sadly 99.9% of people who are at the meeting are useless and should not be allowed to speak.

    that being said if done correctly it usually helps the other side open up
     
    We had one guy come out and tell everyone he was a fetal alcohol and crack baby . And yes the guy was odd .
    Another guy tells everybody he was an alter boy .
    Number two on the count down was a guy in a shop where I was Lead in the Lathe Dept . . He and another guy were b essing a little to long so I decided to nudge them . I walked over and mid conversation guy B says to guy A , " ya know what I really like " . So I broke in with , " sniffen P Ps " ? Guy A tells me hey I don't appreciate that kind of talk . I ask why and he tells us that " I had a real bad homo sexual experience as a kid " . I responded. , " man that sucks . All my homo sexual experiences have been great " .
     
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    Probably the same reason people come here with their commie shit. They are too stupid to know any better.
    Stupid plays a part but many also believe everyone else feels the same way they do.

    The Left is all about wanting to hear differing opinions but are then SHOCKED that people actually have them.

    The commies on here are simply trolls who despite their proclamations of liking guns, can NOT possibly actually support the 2A if they voted for Joe/Ho.
     
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    Wait..so....um....
    There a video game where you can kill people with a dildo?

    Einstein was right.
    ....nothing new...

    Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, released 2004
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