Retail websites without real time inventory. All of them. I don't care if its the fucking best vendor on earth or the motherfucking people that beg for money for children in Africa; I want to see if a poor ass African kid is in motherfucking stock to pummel with my donations, motherfuckers.
That's right, I am talking about the places where 70 to 80 to 90 to 100% of their fucking business is conducted on their fucking website. They advertise their website, they refer you to their website for contact info, a phone book of fucking FAQs and whatever the fuck else because half the time they don't even know what in the fuck it is you are wanting because it hasn't been in stock or 3 years, yet, when you get there......it doesn't fucking tell you if its in stock or if you get to wait 6 fucking months to get the thing you just ordered.
That's right. You fucking go there and play Russian roulette every time you give them your credit card info and hit 'Place Order' to only find out if you are one of the fucking lucky few who can actually verify the item exists when you wait for the inevitable email that shows up FIVE FUCKING MINUTES after you placed your order. Fuck. FUCK!
Why can't you assholes pay that fucking monkey that gets off sending me that fucking email right after they see my order to instead program your fucking Goddamned website to stop using a geocities web-address and get with the fucking program and tell me if its in stock or not. WHAT. IS. THE. FUCKING. PROBLEM? It's 2014 - Amazon is talking about flying my fucking order to me while I'm on the toilet ordering something else yet you can't even tell me if something ACTUALLY FUCKING EXISTS. Do you think I fucking enjoy waiting for your emails or having to contact your 'Engrish is my 4th ranguage' bunch of customer service motherfuckers to tell them I don't want the privilege of sending you money for some shit I might receive by Christmas? Do they even have fucking Christmas there?
Oh you want me to call you to check if its in stock? How about FUCK YOU and your bullshit business model? If you want me to call you, to check if the item on your website is in stock you A. don't fucking understand how ANY of this works B. defeat the entire fucking purpose of your website and C. should fucking succumb to your competitors and die already because that's going to be motherfucking inevitable especially given the fact that no matter what you post on your pretty website, I WILL NOT ORDER FROM YOU. So if your items ARE in fact in stock, no one will ever know because they are ALL in that fucking grey area I like to call " Fuck You and Your Bullshit".
Oh you ordered this item that was said to be 'in stock'? You checked out, paid for it and got a confirmation for it and then a shipping notice 2 days later only to see in the tiny fucking print (because you faggots KNOW exactly what kind of bullshit antics are commonplace around there) says that the other item is on backorder (even though it was IN. FUCKING. STOCK.) so I get sent the one item that is TOTALLY MOTHERFUCKING USELESS without the other and now get to wait who fucking knows how long. Yes. FUCK YOU. FUCK. UGH
That's right, I am talking about the places where 70 to 80 to 90 to 100% of their fucking business is conducted on their fucking website. They advertise their website, they refer you to their website for contact info, a phone book of fucking FAQs and whatever the fuck else because half the time they don't even know what in the fuck it is you are wanting because it hasn't been in stock or 3 years, yet, when you get there......it doesn't fucking tell you if its in stock or if you get to wait 6 fucking months to get the thing you just ordered.
That's right. You fucking go there and play Russian roulette every time you give them your credit card info and hit 'Place Order' to only find out if you are one of the fucking lucky few who can actually verify the item exists when you wait for the inevitable email that shows up FIVE FUCKING MINUTES after you placed your order. Fuck. FUCK!
Why can't you assholes pay that fucking monkey that gets off sending me that fucking email right after they see my order to instead program your fucking Goddamned website to stop using a geocities web-address and get with the fucking program and tell me if its in stock or not. WHAT. IS. THE. FUCKING. PROBLEM? It's 2014 - Amazon is talking about flying my fucking order to me while I'm on the toilet ordering something else yet you can't even tell me if something ACTUALLY FUCKING EXISTS. Do you think I fucking enjoy waiting for your emails or having to contact your 'Engrish is my 4th ranguage' bunch of customer service motherfuckers to tell them I don't want the privilege of sending you money for some shit I might receive by Christmas? Do they even have fucking Christmas there?
Oh you want me to call you to check if its in stock? How about FUCK YOU and your bullshit business model? If you want me to call you, to check if the item on your website is in stock you A. don't fucking understand how ANY of this works B. defeat the entire fucking purpose of your website and C. should fucking succumb to your competitors and die already because that's going to be motherfucking inevitable especially given the fact that no matter what you post on your pretty website, I WILL NOT ORDER FROM YOU. So if your items ARE in fact in stock, no one will ever know because they are ALL in that fucking grey area I like to call " Fuck You and Your Bullshit".
Oh you ordered this item that was said to be 'in stock'? You checked out, paid for it and got a confirmation for it and then a shipping notice 2 days later only to see in the tiny fucking print (because you faggots KNOW exactly what kind of bullshit antics are commonplace around there) says that the other item is on backorder (even though it was IN. FUCKING. STOCK.) so I get sent the one item that is TOTALLY MOTHERFUCKING USELESS without the other and now get to wait who fucking knows how long. Yes. FUCK YOU. FUCK. UGH