No, no, no. He's a CCO that comes up here to hold hearings on his violators. Just a kicked back dude. His Dad works for the Department here. No that's just silly ass moi. I'll hook ya up with your twin when he comes in this week.
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No, no, no. He's a CCO that comes up here to hold hearings on his violators. Just a kicked back dude. His Dad works for the Department here. No that's just silly ass moi. I'll hook ya up with your twin when he comes in this week.
Uh oh. Father thyme has awoken. This guy is capable of snapping people in the ass with his whiskers.
For those who need some education... "Holding" is not akin to spooning or cuddling.
Cheers,
Sirhr
Jesus, get back to work. You sure fuck around a lot. I think you need a hobby......like fishing lures or something. Check your mailbox on Thursday.
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Crap, I was looking for some cuddle time......
Uh oh. Father thyme has awoken. This guy is capable of snapping people in the ass with his whiskers.
Father Thyme? Watch yourself, Rosemary.
Any more references to those two Greenwich Village meatheads (Soloman and Garfinkles) and I start posting pictures of mantits....
Cheers,
Sirhr
Cheers,
Sirhr
Uh huh. One state down, however, there's probably a woobie and a kitty cat in there. Two states down, add in complimentary sinsemilla.
You know what? A buddy of mine up the road actually sent me a package today with some fishing lure components he was willing to give up. Imagine that. Coincidence? I think not.
I'll let ya know when they arrive buddy. And thanks again !!!!!
Wait... just wait a second... is that PROPANE???? AJ just crapped a litter of lizards...
Cheers,
Sirhr
Yeah, knock on wood, I’ve been lucky enough only to hit them with my pick up truck though LOL.
Propane/Butane mix with a touch of condensate and ethanes... It’s what’s left after they strip off the natural gas.
man, just put the application in. Houston only has 5k cops from what I heard on the radio this morning, they seem okay here but not paid that well. They are hurting for applicants. I might join up after I retire from current job, wonder if they take 55 year olds, seems nobody else wants the dam job.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houston_Police_Department
http://www.hpdcareer.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houston_Police_Department
http://www.hpdcareer.com/
Hmmm......Wonder how close he lives to me ? Maybe he has some extra I could talk him out of........
That's a hard-core dept. Your Army service will serve you well. Because it's a battlefield. I lived in Clear Lake, which is a nice, safe, secure, milque-toast suburb that catered to us NASA geeks. The rest of the city should have been towed out to sea and sunk. The 5th Ward was a battlefield then. Now, I'd rather be back in East Africa shitholes.. It is a crap-factory.
BTW, Army, when I went through the academy, I was not the oldest guy in the class. There was a retired career MP. And a retired SF weapons Sgt. Both older than me. We finished in the class 1, 2 and 3. And I wasn't 1 or 2. Those guys smoked me in the PT portions... And they smoked all the 20-somethings. A couple of classes after mine, a guy 65 graduated near the top of his class. Age, treachery and experience beat youth, exhuberance and bad haircuts every time.
Do it Army... You will gain a hell of a perspective. And be a great officer, IMHO.
Cheers,
Sirhr
hehe I dont have the temperament to be a cop, I know I don't. Cops have to have mega self restraint, I don't have that off switch most people do.
On a separate note yeah the 5th ward is pretty bad, but most of our cops don't get hurt there. they get messed up in car crashes, but we did have a cop assassination by a retarded black guy who though he was a soldier in BLM, I got to say the different communities get along way better here than they did in the yankee land cities I lived in. I have 3 retired HPD cops in my neighborhood, they are all great guys. In 3 years I only seen a patrol car once in my hood, I think he was lost. I will say this people here usually protect themselves then they call the cops.
On a separate note yeah the 5th ward is pretty bad, but most of our cops don't get hurt there. they get messed up in car crashes, but we did have a cop assassination by a retarded black guy who though he was a soldier in BLM, I got to say the different communities get along way better here than they did in the yankee land cities I lived in. I have 3 retired HPD cops in my neighborhood, they are all great guys. In 3 years I only seen a patrol car once in my hood, I think he was lost. I will say this people here usually protect themselves then they call the cops.
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^^^ Bet you do. You just never put it to good use ;-) Seriously... nothing throttles your impulses like knowing that you represent more than your own, personal, beliefs and thoughts.
Like I said... I think you should give it a shot. Only last a few years? You'll come out of it with a perspective that 99.9 percent of the nation... can't even begin to comprehend.
Cheers,
Sirhr
Like I said... I think you should give it a shot. Only last a few years? You'll come out of it with a perspective that 99.9 percent of the nation... can't even begin to comprehend.
Cheers,
Sirhr
1J04, I gotta ask:
What the heck are those chains for, and those 'brass' ends therein? You're wearing 'em like they're missing a clock or 12 and you wanna be Flava Flav or something.
But really, how do those work?
Don't see the resemblance?
Cheers,
Sirhr
1J04, I gotta ask:
What the heck are those chains for, and those 'brass' ends therein? You're wearing 'em like they're missing a clock or 12 and you wanna be Flava Flav or something.
But really, how do those work?
Those are belly chains/ waist restraints. If I have time I'll make ya a lttle video tomorrow. You wrap'm around, stick the brass loop through a link, then TAF run the cuffs through the brass loop. Done. Package ready for delivery. But only after the leg irons are on first.
We don't have the box. Wish we did. You know why.
Hi,
Love the box....for some reason Florida DOC banned the box behind the back.
Sincerely,
THEIS
Unfortunately we're getting into a security issue at this point. I gotta bow out on further shackle shenanigans. Sorry.
I wasn't trying to kill the thread......
Come Back Shane/1J04,,,,, Come BACK!!!!!
Come Back Shane/1J04,,,,, Come BACK!!!!!
LMFAO Buddy it's all good. I think this one for some reason, maybe curiosity of the unknown
, is gonna go down in Hide History. It's hot! Daaaamn Hot! LMFAO Buddy it's all good. I think this one for some reason, maybe curiosity of the unknown
FWIW, there's probably a lot of us that don't want to know anyway. We can appreciate the "gag order"..........
moi? Pas vraiment.......
Selon ton avis, mec ...
lol GIve it a chance, it'll grow on ya.
Monroe in the Intensive Management Unit
Monroe in the Intensive Management Unit
Brother you fricking ROCK!!! Worst case scenario, go figure. I've been in Monroe's IMU five times and was impressed like hell for various reasons. It's left an everlasting impression on me and makes me thankful I do what I do in a small county klink. That place is epic. When ya back in after the last gate and the door to IMU opens and a gawd damn team of large land mammals greets ya it's impressive. You guys up there don't fuck around. It's over before it begins, and I've taken some very very bad men up there, but that's all you have in there. Very very bad men. Gives me chills just thinking about it.
I'll tell ya this. Years ago we had a guy that was hella bad and I'm talking to the bone. Ball buster EVERY day ALL day. COMPLETELY outta control. Finally went waaaaaaay over the line and not only told me how he was gonna get out and kill me, he had a manifest. Wrote it down in great detail. He was gonna snipe me with a 30-06!! I'm amiable to that caliber. So underrated anymore
. Anywho, he gets charged with "Threats to Kill" me and eventually gets convicted of all his shit including another nickle for his shit with me and ends up basically with life. Bastard seized up 3 yrs into his hitch and falls over dead. Fuck'n quitter. So before his conviction we gotta get him outta here. We can't handle him anymore. Dude is a 300 pounder. We make the long ass drive up to Monroe with him yelling and banging the ENTIRE way. Call ahead and tell IMU to meet us ASAP and that this guy is going NUTS. Now I've seen some shit, but when you see a 6'3" 300lb man get tossed like a lawn dart by the monsters up there that leaves an impression on ya. No sooner than we had the doors and cage open those pack of devil dogs were on him like piranha's. The events that followed inside due to his behavior prior to changing out will never leave me. Just say'n.
THAT place is living HELL. I tip my hat to you Sir.
Brother you fricking ROCK!!!
You guys up there don't fuck around.
THAT place is living HELL. I tip my hat to you Sir.
Been in the building for almost 5 years now and have zero desire to work anywhere else on the hill. As as the story you’ve stated, we are glad to help regain compliance from the inmates
