Shout out to all the single women of SH

[Milf Dots]

Hi ladies, how ya doin' ?!



I just wanted to give a shout out to all the single, "born female" women of SH who:

Are 21 to 49 years old
Have NO criminal record
Are American not democrat
Have NO STDs
Don't use tobacco or weed
Don't use any other illegal drugs
Don't over drink
Don't own cats
Don't own Holoson, Canik, S.A., Taurus, OLyte, Swampfix
Don't have winterbush or wool underpants

 

[gigamortis]

You might have better odds finding Bigfoot or a unicorn considering those prerequisites. LOL!

 

[Milf Dots]

You might have better odds finding Bigfoot or a unicorn.

The struggle is real.

 

[TicTacTex]

I have one that meets your standards to a T... But she's all mine.

 

[Milf Dots]

I have one that meets your standards to a T... But she's all mine.

She's NOT single and you're mocking my dream!

 

[n2ishun]

Dude gets on a gun forum to go cruisin for ass.
Heh, best joke I've heard this week

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Hi ladies, how ya doin' ?!



I just wanted to give a shout out to all the single, "born female" women of SH who:

Are 21 to 49 years old
Have NO criminal record
Are American not democrat
Have NO STDs
Don't use tobacco or weed
Don't use any other illegal drugs
Don't over drink
Don't own cats
Don't own Holoson, Canik, S.A., Taurus, OLyte, Swampfix
Don't have winterbush or wool underpants

Yeah, that's describing My Lady too, except she's 'not single'. HA.

She IS a member here though...

 

[NoDopes]

Does born female but in a male's body count?

 

[308pirate]

Hi ladies, how ya doin' ?!



I just wanted to give a shout out to all the single, "born female" women of SH who:

Are 21 to 49 years old
Have NO criminal record
Are American not democrat
Have NO STDs
Don't use tobacco or weed
Don't use any other illegal drugs
Don't over drink
Don't own cats
Don't own Holoson, Canik, S.A., Taurus, OLyte, Swampfix
Don't have winterbush or wool underpants

Are you really this desperate?

LOL

 

[sirhrmechanic]

With those requirements, you are just better off asking @gayguns to set you up with one of his buddies.

You can always draw tits on his back.

Sirhr

 

[Steel head]

Hi ladies, how ya doin' ?!



I just wanted to give a shout out to all the single, "born female" women of SH who:

Are 21 to 49 years old
Have NO criminal record
Are American not democrat
Have NO STDs
Don't use tobacco or weed
Don't use any other illegal drugs
Don't over drink
Don't own cats
Don't own Holoson, Canik, S.A., Taurus, OLyte, Swampfix
Don't have winterbush or wool underpants

 

[lonegunman762x51]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

First of all, no woman with your criteria would be here for any reason other than to see how dismal her chances are of finding a decent guy.

It took me 18 years of questing thru the sewage that is American women over 30 to find mine and no you ain't getting a god damned picture.

You might want to add a decent job and a credit score over 700 to increase the difficulty. My buddy found his dream girl about 6 years ago, she had $300,000 in student loan debt and a part time daycare worker job. It dampened his spirits.

 

[vinniedelpino]

Hi ladies, how ya doin' ?!



I just wanted to give a shout out to all the single, "born female" women of SH who:

Are 21 to 49 years old
Have NO criminal record
Are American not democrat
Have NO STDs
Don't use tobacco or weed
Don't use any other illegal drugs
Don't over drink
Don't own cats
Don't own Holoson, Canik, S.A., Taurus, OLyte, Swampfix
Don't have winterbush or wool underpants

Shoot your shot, bud.

I can't fault you for putting it out there.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Alcohol.

 

[Shanghai McCoy]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

First of all, no woman with your criteria would be here for any reason other than to see how dismal her chances are of finding a decent guy.

It took me 18 years of questing thru the sewage that is American women over 30 to find mine and no you ain't getting a god damned picture.

You might want to add a decent job and a credit score over 700 to increase the difficulty. My buddy found his dream girl about 6 years ago, she had $300,000 in student loan debt and a part time daycare worker job. It dampened his spirits.

Would it be to much to ask for at least a pencil sketching?

 

[lonegunman762x51]

 

[NoDopes]

 

[lonegunman762x51]

Your sweetheart looks like she is made of latex.


If you forget to lube her does it smell like you cooked a clutch after some hard love-making?

 

[NoDopes]

Extra virgin olive oil definitely required.

She meets all the criteria as long as made in America counts as American.

 

[louu]

 

[Mike Casselton]

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For a split second, I thought I was lookin at a Chikin.

 

[supercorndogs]

Hello there, I am an 18 year old freindly playful virgin from a small farm town. i like older men and having fun, send me money for a plane ticket to Hawaii, and I will meet you there to try out my bikini collection that is too racey for the people of my small town.

If you prefer blondes then this is me....

 

[jmp1]

Hello there, I am an 18 year old freindly playful virgin from a small farm town. i like older men and having fun, send me money for a plane ticket to Hawaii, and I will meet you there to try out my bikini collection that is too racey for the people of my small town.

If you prefer blondes then this is me....

Serious shit......I know a guy that fell for that !! Send me money and I love you long time

 

[GreenGO Juan]

Get your ass to church, early mass.

No doped up party girl is going to be clean and sober early on a Sunday morning.

 

[hlee]

All the single ladies on SH are CCP operatives.

 

[buffalowinter]

Hello! I am Peggy from Boise.

 

[Maser]

All the Hide "women" probably have bigger dicks than all us guys!

 

[Milf Dots]

I love the idea of marriage- I just didn't like any of my ex wives.

 

[Ric O'shay]

Well to be fair, I like his odds better than the "starting up a Hide band" hallucination.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Define "over drink"

 

[Superjet]

You must hunt where the animals are, this land is barren.

 

[912173]

 

[wildcats]

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For fucks sake ,you just ruined my morning with this pic.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Wait, Frank was in TN wearing heals? Didn't he hear what happened to Ned Beatty on his trip to TN?

 

[x2cross]

Why stop at 49? Ya don't know what you're missing

 

[hlee]

Wait, Frank was in TN wearing heals? Didn't he hear what happened to Ned Beatty on his trip to TN?

Deliverance was set in GA...

 

[pfl338]

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Get your ass to church, early mass.

No doped up party girl is going to be clean and sober early on a Sunday morning.

But they may have herpes..don't ask how I know this...

 

[DuneBoer]

Did she dislocate her knuckles giving rough handjobs?

 

[Steel head]

For fucks sake ,you just ruined my morning with this pic.

You got a boner didn’t you?

 

[308pirate]

Hi ladies, how ya doin' ?!



I just wanted to give a shout out to all the single, "born female" women of SH who:

Are 21 to 49 years old
Have NO criminal record
Are American not democrat
Have NO STDs
Don't use tobacco or weed
Don't use any other illegal drugs
Don't over drink
Don't own cats
Don't own Holoson, Canik, S.A., Taurus, OLyte, Swampfix
Don't have winterbush or wool underpants

https://www.asiame.com/join/register17.php?147467&placement=--mail asian brides-o-c-{aceid}-&ad_keyword=mail%20asian%20brides&ad_placement=&ad_matchtype=e&ad_adposition=&ad_target=&ad_network=o&ad_device=c&ad_aceid={aceid}&ad_creative=&msclkid=aae92acc8fa61c8b131d48df6bff3e6d

 

[Milf Dots]

Is "Cocaine Pam" also known as Valtrex Girl ?!

 

[wildcats]

You got a boner didn’t you?
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[Shanghai McCoy]

Damn you! I just spit enchilada all over my phone. Everyone in the resturauant is looking at me wondering what the hell I am laughing at.

 

[acudaowner]

never forget 16 will get you 30 and a male last year is still a man this week even if he wears a dress he's just very cornfused .. Best of luck finding mr. right i mean mrs right on a shooting forum online .

 

[Deputy Dan]

Can't be serious or he would have asked the mrad vs moa question, AND asked for a pic of her guns . . .

 

[TurboTrout]

Your list is crazy, you looking for a woman?

They mold to you, just get a hot one 21-33, replace at 40, like a low mileage lease.

 

[TurboTrout]

never forget 16 will get you 30 and a male last year is still a man this week even if he wears a dress he's just very cornfused .. Best of luck finding mr. right i mean mrs right on a shooting forum online .

Well unless you’re the political elite, in which case you “pay” them off from the tax payers wallets and carry on.

 

[TheGerman]

Plz show bob and vagin

 

[Ravenworks]

Hi ladies, how ya doin' ?!



I just wanted to give a shout out to all the single, "born female" women of SH who:

Are 21 to 49 years old
Have NO criminal record
Are American not democrat
Have NO STDs
Don't use tobacco or weed
Don't use any other illegal drugs
Don't over drink
Don't own cats
Don't own Holoson, Canik, S.A., Taurus, OLyte, Swampfix
Don't have winterbush or wool underpants

Not today FED

 

[NoDopes]

Can't be serious or he would have asked the mrad vs moa question, AND asked for a pic of her guns . . .

Pics of her guns.