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The D

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    Haha, got ya! It’s not what you think, I promise.

    My wife is growing another dissident and he or she(won’t know the sex for a few more weeks) will be here sometime in July. All old wives tales about the babies sex points to a girl. And this means(potentially) I need to get my sons into some jiu jitsu classes so they can beat the hell out of any little boys that come around looking to start trouble. Or if it’s another boy, I’ll just have all of them start watching The Three Stooges re-runs

    We’ve known since thanksgiving when she took a pregnancy test but it wasn’t really official until a few weeks later when she covertly borrowed her office’s ultrasound tech to take a peek. I can’t believe this will be my 3rd kid, plus a stepdaughter that we split time with. I always envisioned having one, mayyybe two then getting fixed. I definitely can’t wait but am also not ready at all, all of the emotions... The world is a funny place sometimes
     

    The D

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    Thanks everyone. I will be getting snipped after this one, even if I have to sharpen my wood marking knife and do it myself. Now if you all will excuse me, I need to stay up as long as possible and train myself to be somewhat functional in a heavily sleep deprived state
     

    zeroz

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    You gotta time the snip properly; tactical snip. You have a window now that you can spray like an uncut dog and not worry about it. That said, if you wait to long and she's too far along you won't be able to milk the benefits that should come with the snip. If you wait too long after your new little bundle of joy pops out you could end up in this boat again. 🤔 I'd say sometime in the next couple months would be best. That way you can get lots of sympathy bj's while she's still horny and not miserable. Then, by the time the new one arrives you'll be out of the danger zone and it'll be worry free spraying. Remember, the doctor said loooots of BJ's is the best thing to move it along.
     
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    wconn1979

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    Congratulations, I too am expecting my 3rd child. My wife and I have 2 teen age daughters, and now a boy has decided to make an appearance. I am 41 and thought we were done with this! I do not look forward to diapers again.
     

    Josh1978

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    Congrats. Before my 3rd son was born, I went to the dr and got fixed. God blessed us with all boys. I wanted a little girl but it wasn’t meant to be. Best wishes and prayers for your wife and new addition (in July) 😁👍
     
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    The D

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    You gotta time the snip properly; tactical snip. You have a window now that you can spray like an uncut dog and not worry about it. That said, if you wait to long and she's too far along you won't be able to milk the benefits that should come with the snip. If you wait too long after your new little bundle of joy pops out you could end up in this boat again. 🤔 I'd say sometime in the next couple months would be best. That way you can get lots of sympathy bj's while she's still horny and not miserable. Then, by the time the new one arrives you'll be out of the danger zone and it'll be worry free spraying. Remember, the doctor said loooots of BJ's is the best thing to move it along.
    Not sure when it will be, actually. But I’m pretty sure we can be careful enough until it happens. Definitely leveraging my sore daddy parts for a few blow j’s.
    Congrats!! BTW doing it doggie style with the lights on during a full moon does not guarantee it will be a girl.
    No, but it does increase the odds. High heart rate and a very sick mom are the two we got going for us
     
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    DIBBS

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    Currently have 2 granddaughters, and I understand if things go well, will have a grandson in approximately 3 months. :geek: 👏 My Daughter in law is having a few issues with the pregnancy... but we are hoping/praying for a gentle coast to the finish line.
     
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    The D

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    I already have plans for all of the boy things for them. They will all get 80% 10/22’s to finish at some point. Then obviously they need their own AR’s of different flavors. Getting them knives will be a perfect excuse for me to build my own mini forge to make knives. And on and on and on...
     
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