Re: Snowpocalypse Now
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lindy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Leave the El Camino parked.
I've scheduled a relief mission to you.
A C-130 will make a JPADS drop on your location at 1800 UTC. The
Firefly cargo load is limited to 1,000 kg. At this time, scheduled for the drop are a case of Dom Pérignon, a case of single-malt scotch, a portable generator, propane fuel for the generator, 50 pounds of Black Angus beef ribeyes, 5 bags of chips, 2 jars of salsa, assorted veggies, 5 bags of match-light charcoal, a case of Moon pies, a Directv antenna and receiver for watching the Superbowl, and an old T-10 canopy to keep the snow off the barbecue site.
The relief drop is being paid for out of stimulus funds, so be sure to invite your neighbors. Tell 'em Barry is your friend.
Please communicate any last-minute requests for additional items by calling 202-456-1111.
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Hey Lindy,
We're snowed in here too! Have been for weeks! You like us too, right?
Ya'll enjoy the 'warming' weather, and do be safe out there. Don't let your pipes freeze.