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Snowpocalypse Now

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: The_Punisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I am seriously considering driving the F350 and the 9 foot plow to VA/ DC to plow snow for a few days. I cant imagine there is the capacity to deal with all snow in place. Anyone local have any advice???</div></div>
Take plenty of supplies for yourself. Food, water, extra fuel, good warm sleeping bags and chains for your truck.. I'm sure you know that but I wanted to meantion it anyhow.

I married a chick from Tahoe and got to see how they survived up in the Sierra Nevadas... 15' of snowfall each winter and I've seen 4' fall in one nightfall....You can't even see the houses from the roads (You get lost easily) They spray paint addresses on the sides of the snow walls. Their snow plows are 6' snow blowers mounted on 4x4 semi trucks... They have been known to chew into cars that got covered by new snowfall.....You can't see cars that get burried........Have fun.......SmokeRolls
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goldie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Or Pat Robertson to pray harder </div></div>

Anything to expedite that particular inevitability would be a plus.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Forty-One</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I can no longer see out of the windows of my home because the snow is so deep. I did not put expensive all-weather windows in either because I did not think it was worth spending on for my trailer. It is becoming a survivor story. We're getting a foot of snow every minute. My Tv is dead, but lucky for my family we had all seen the series on SURVIVOR when NOBODY kicked ass. Yes, he called himself "Russell," but you have to admit he did well.

There is no way me or the missus can get out with this snowpile. She has an 84 minivan (paid for with like new tires) and I have a mint AMC Pacer. In the shed, I have a newly waxed El Camino with a gun rack that we have won several trophies from sniper shows. I do not have a winter ghillie for my show truck-car...

The generator is functioning to support our WEB TV email but I may not be able to read your replys if you post graphics....

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We're praying for your survival,4/1
 
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And here I sit praying for snow,skis all waxed up,snowshoes all ready.Studded snow tires,just being worn out on clean ice free pavement. To think I left Hampton VA for this.
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I wish I had those deer in my backyard! All that snow to quite the noise, window open about an inch, 22mag being shot from across the room, twack!
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SpectrePilot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Queequeg...
I'm at Hurlburt Field, between Pensacola and Destin.
I'll be in Tampa 16-19 Feb for work. </div></div>

Shouldn't take all 4 days to kill me! Or were you planning some kind of bizarre, back woods, north west Florida, death ritual before the hit?

Seriously, as most Colonels of my acquaintence play golf, if you have time, the courses at MacDill are great I'm told! BTW, I'm not one of those people who get offended when invited to play unfamiliar golf courses.
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If you're bringing that 5r with you and expect to have some spare time between "missions", there's a decent rifle range just across the bay in St. Pete. Manatee is a mere hour away if 1000 yards is your fancy.

Let me know.

The rest of you stay warm.


 
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Because the situation has become dire, Mrs. VSP968 sent me out earlier to get her a copy of her sacred Washington Post newspaper. After some debate, I decided to leave my big dumb 4WD truck in the driveway and strike out on foot so I could try out all my cold weather gear that I'd bought after lurking on NOBODY's forum.

After a forty minute walk through thigh deep snow to my emptied grocery store, I found that they only had one copy the Friday edition of the New York Post(Howard Stern to Idol?).

Knowing that this would be unsatisfactory and create problems for me later, I continued on my journey to the 7-11.

Along the way, I found abandonded vehicles everywhere, mostly Toyotas, adorned with bumper stickers and flags from South and Central American countries: they were parked at odd angles in large banks of snow.

In the 7-11 I found today's paper and spied the last remaining Hostess cherry fruit pie on the shelf- about the same time as an over dressed soccor mom holding a 22oz cup of coffee did.

As I lunged for the pie, she did too- but she slipped on the wet floor and fell flat on her ski pantsed ass, causing her black sable hat and $800.00 D&G sunglasses to fly off of her head.

While a Guatamalen day laborer helped her off the floor, I made my escape into the snow. My 1200 gram outfitter boots seved me well on the trip home.

Can anybody/NOBODY recommend a set of good snow shoes? We're due to get another 36 feet of snow today.

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Trapped now.
Snow like mountain over trailer.
Power outage for past 12 hours.
Killed daughters bunny and cooked him over squad stove.
Using oldest son Igor's science kit, paperclips, 16 Surefire batteries, and Kestrel handheld weather station to send out this message.
May have to fire up El Camino to go get more beer.
 
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Leave the El Camino parked.

I've scheduled a relief mission to you.

A C-130 will make a JPADS drop on your location at 1800 UTC. The Firefly cargo load is limited to 1,000 kg. At this time, scheduled for the drop are a case of Dom Pérignon, a case of single-malt scotch, a portable generator, propane fuel for the generator, 50 pounds of Black Angus beef ribeyes, 5 bags of chips, 2 jars of salsa, assorted veggies, 5 bags of match-light charcoal, a case of Moon pies, a Directv antenna and receiver for watching the Superbowl, and an old T-10 canopy to keep the snow off the barbecue site.

The relief drop is being paid for out of stimulus funds, so be sure to invite your neighbors. Tell 'em Barry is your friend.

Please communicate any last-minute requests for additional items by calling 202-456-1111.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VSP968</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Can anybody/NOBODY recommend a set of good snow shoes? We're due to get another 36 feet of snow today.</div></div>
Did you just say 36 feet? Inches maybe?
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Was there a global warming summit this weekend in DC? God likes to do a smack down on those meetings. I remember either one or two years ago they held a global warming summit in Boston ( I believe).......................They received a blizzard and were snow bound............hahahahahaha.... I bet you wish you had some snow cats and snow mobiles now......Stay warm and make some babbies with your wife...........You have no other excuse........
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lindy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Leave the El Camino parked.

I've scheduled a relief mission to you.

A C-130 will make a JPADS drop on your location at 1800 UTC. The Firefly cargo load is limited to 1,000 kg. At this time, scheduled for the drop are a case of Dom Pérignon, a case of single-malt scotch, a portable generator, propane fuel for the generator, 50 pounds of Black Angus beef ribeyes, 5 bags of chips, 2 jars of salsa, assorted veggies, 5 bags of match-light charcoal, a case of Moon pies, a Directv antenna and receiver for watching the Superbowl, and an old T-10 canopy to keep the snow off the barbecue site.

The relief drop is being paid for out of stimulus funds, so be sure to invite your neighbors. Tell 'em Barry is your friend.

Please communicate any last-minute requests for additional items by calling 202-456-1111.
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Hey Lindy,

We're snowed in here too! Have been for weeks! You like us too, right?

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Ya'll enjoy the 'warming' weather, and do be safe out there. Don't let your pipes freeze.
 
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I do. However, several of the smarter Canadians are just up the road. <span style="font-style: italic">They</span> don't need relief supplies, except possibly more sunscreen...
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And, alas, I don't think our friend Barry will approve stimulus funds for an airdrop where you are. Maybe if you call Ottawa...
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HotIce</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Did you just say 36 feet? Inches maybe?
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TV news models continue to give conflicting reports for snow totals so it's really hard to tell. When they're not confusing me they continue to report from remote locations stating the obvious.

The USPS has suspended service. Everything in the DC Metro area is closed except for 7-11's, a couple of gas stations and Good Guys on Wisconsin Ave in DC. I know this because I just saw live footage of an couple of attractive ladies hitch-hiking at the corner of M Street and Wisconsin Ave. When asked where they were headed for, they giggled and replied that they were headed to their jobs as exotic dancers.

As the ladies got a ride from a large plow truck, the news model sneered.

My God! Direct TV just went down!

There's a rumor going around that the Super Bowl game may now be in jepordy.....
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lindy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I do. However, several of the smarter Canadians are just up the road. <span style="font-style: italic">They</span> don't need relief supplies, except possibly more sunscreen...
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62% and sunny here in the Texas Hill Country
 
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HA!

Lindy, I was going to correct you on the "smarter" and improve it to "richer" but then I realized that you'd just correct my correction by stating that they are "richer" by being "smarter" with their money and abilities, right?

Yeah, that's me, mangling a breadstick into a pretzel.

Now as to the weather, ya'll just take it easy and be smart. It's all "get-throughable". When I lived in Mackenzie BC in '98, we got 15 feet 8 3/4 inches of snow that year. Total.

I do know what it's like to not see the house from the road. (short driveway) As well as the ability to step off the roof of one's house onto the snowbank beside it.

Suggestions:
Ensure that your gas meter is vented (small amount but necessary) as well as your furnace intake is clear. Bank the house with snow as it does have insulating values if cold is expected as well. Exposed pipes can be kept from freezing if you leave it open a small trickle. (something to weigh against if you pay for water)

And just be extra vigilant with extra heat-sources. Too many homes are burned down at times like this, because the candle(s) were forgotten, or the drapes were too close to the portable heater, and whatnot.

Enjoy the ride.
 
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WTF, VA stole our snow
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This is screwed up. How comes VA keeps getting hard hit? We're further north and can't get shit. Snowboard is ready to go and we haven't gotten fast enough snowfall to keep the roads covered for snowmobiles in quite some time.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Hannibal</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Bunch of babies. Try living in Colorado. Grow a pair for crying out loud. It's only water that's a little more solid than usual.

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I did live in CO. Seen the summit of enough 14ers to have earned my pair. Unusual for VA though.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Hannibal</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Bunch of babies. Try living in Colorado. Grow a pair for crying out loud. It's only water that's a little more solid than usual.

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That's hilarious. We got around 19". Screw the snowblower:
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Just turned on the Weather Channel, you have to be kidding right?

A little snow fall and its major news, closing down normal routines of operation! People actually went out food shopping for a snow fall!
 
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The population of Alaska, the whole shitty state, is around 700,000.

Washington DC - 600,000
Baltimore - 637,000
Philadelphia - 1,540,000
Arlington, VA - 209,000
Atlantic City, NJ - 266,000
NYC - 8,400,000

And those are just a few of the bigger ones.
The Mid-Atlantic region is home to over 57,000,000 people.

In other words, shut up.
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At 10am this morning we were at 21" and its still coming down good.

At 13 years old my dog is not nearly as excited about dragging his junk through the snow as in is younger days.

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A few shots from S Central PA, we have ~28" drifts the length of the driveway. My new plow guy was a no show so we're stuck for now. Kids and dogs had a fine time.

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Yeah, it's freekin deep, About 20 inches.
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Pups are having fun.
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Now if I can only get my truck unstuck
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Guess I won't be shooting for a while.

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dmg308</div><div class="ubbcode-body">At 10am this morning we were at 21" and its still coming down good.

At 13 years old my dog is not nearly as excited about dragging his junk through the snow as in is younger days.

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Now that's funny.I laughed and showed the wife your old ball dragger..........SmokeRolls
 
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We got just over 30". I have about 5 ft more of driveway to clear so that if I have a heart attack clearing the rest we can at least get the 4x4 to the hospital before I expire.

One of the joys of my new house is my backyard has the biggest slope in the neighborhood and all the kids come to sled down it. Can't wait until my boy is old enough. This storm though, the kids can't even make the hike. Maybe in another few days.

The last big snow here was in '96 and it was more like 14", half of this. I love it!

Poor dad digging out his place:

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: The_Punisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I am seriously considering driving the F350 and the 9 foot plow to VA/ DC to plow snow for a few days. I cant imagine there is the capacity to deal with all snow in place. Anyone local have any advice??? </div></div>

Your money is in private roads. My folks old house had a good 800 ft of driveway. It was on a road with 50+ houses that all had the same. Are we equipped? Hell no. The previous warning about things you don't want to plow into is worth mentioning though. You might have plowed into my ecplorer if you weren't looking close! They did my street, in a gated golfcourse type community, with a freaking caterpillar. The F-x50 with plow was doing finishing work.
 
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Power still out. Have kids bedded down.
All in back room of trailer now for warmth.
Cooked large portion of squirrel stash tonight w/ gravy.
Using El Camino battery to run hotplate and Web TV.
Missed dz Lindy, but thanks. Will patrol for it early.
Sun will be out so we need more squirrel and rabbit.
Post football scores; I am limited to 2 minutes online every hour. Go old Baltimore team!
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: The_Punisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Cant Obama just vanquish all the snow clouds with one sweep of his arms ? </div></div>

Not without Congressional approval.
We don't have a <span style="font-style: italic">War Against Snow</span>, so his executive powers are limited in this regard. </div></div>

The snow was going to be Mirandized, until a Congressional panel determined it was unnecessary. On account of it's white.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lindy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">That's amazing! Thanks for the photos!
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Makes one happy to be in Tejas, eh Lindy!!!
 
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QQ:
It's wet and heavy and I've got about 2 1/2 feet of it on my roof. This house was built in 1973 and the roof trusses (sp?) are 18" on center w/ 3/8" plywood!
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That's what the code called for back then, so that is what I have. We'll see......


I'm more worried that my Direct TV dish is covered so there will be no televised Super Bowl at my house.
 
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VSP,
Start by removing the snow from about 4 feet up from the gutters, all the way around the house.

Then, and only then, do you start removing further up. And do it in a CIRCULAR pattern around the house. This way, the weight is removed in a balanced manner from the trusses/rafters.

If you were to do this one side first, then the other, the stresses are totally unbalanced and against the design factors of the structure, and your roof can "tip over" to the light side.

Not just can, but probably will. Remember what I was saying about the 15+ feet of snow I lived through. I've seen a lot. Not everything, but alot.

Protect your investment, because if you were to have the roof collapse, it could be an insurance hassle right there because the snow is an "act of God". Due Diligence, and all that crap.

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Even my smaller trailer that I use as a retreat (picture taken before storm while scouting back fields) is invisible now.

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I think that if we cannot move in the next day that even my youngest daughter Earla's pet is in trouble. I have dug a pit to keep Joan Jetta in for now.

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Remember this pic from a few years ago of the road in front of my property ?
We had the 50 year snow storm, then the same fricken thing again the next year.
This year we have only gotten maybe 6"

Eat your heart out guys, oh, thank God for Global warming or you would be seriously F%&KED.

Peace,
Stu