Maggie’s  Socially UNacceptable Humor

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Son of Dorn

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"How d'you get interested in that type o' thing? Should we all be racist now? What's the official line the Church has taken on this?"

 
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Hey...American gun fondlers. Start posting some decent res shit here.



You got some nice comics and panels in concept, but the quality is garbage. Lay off fondling your guns some and start improving on your art.

Or all you all drunk on man chowder??

ETA: I'm a dumbass that can't read the rules about NOT showing genitalia, so I'm taking a few days off to think things through...
 
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  • In 50 years someone will look at that photo and wonder what they were doing.


    All that unnecessary and ludicrous shit presented in that photo makes it look like some kind of bondage/fabric/forced emasculation fetish session. Photoshop peeps should put a PornHub logo on it, along with the caption "Now featuring chloroform, kidnapping, forced pegging content. All with consenting adults. 100% FREE. Premium account will have no ad interruptions"...
     

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    A little boy wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into his parents room and sees them having sex. The little boy, traumatized, runs out of the room crying. "You should go check on him, thats really going to be something you need to explain," said the mother. The father laughed it off with a traditional "he will get over it," and continued to chuckle about the whole situation.
    After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go talk to the little boy. As he is walking down the hallway to his sons room he hears an empty thumping sound coming from his sons room. Thump - Thump - squish - Thump- Thump The father, very confused, slams the door open and sees his son balls deep, pounding the shit out of his grandmothers arsehole. Just really going to town on it.
    The father screams "What the hell are you doing?" The boy replies, "It's not so funny when its your mom, is it?
     

    Texasflyer

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    Re: Socially UNacceptable Humor

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: John L</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What do you call a thousand Mexican's standing around your house?



    A Spicket fence. </div></div>

    Old but good one...

    what did Bill Travis say to Davy Crockett when he saw Santa Ana's army comeing..."Didnt know we were pouring concrete today."

    I used to do construction around Austin and that one always breaks me up.
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    I have heard this joke since i was knee high.... its like meeting an old friend lol. Needed that
     

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