• Watch Out for Scammers!

    We've now added a color code for all accounts. Orange accounts are new members, Blue are full members, and Green are Supporters. If you get a message about a sale from an orange account, make sure you pay attention before sending any money!

Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

C167FD56-2768-475A-9E9A-976FE768015F.jpeg
 
Wow. Just... Wow.

Mike
You know, it would be fun to gin up some official looking stationary and mail draft notices to all the slacker kids in the neighborhood….

“greetings from the President and your neighbors… due to the situation in Ukraine, you have been ordered to report, under the selective service Act, to your local recruiting center for induction into the United States Army.”

Can you imagine the fun??

Sirhr
 
Last edited:
You know, it would be fun to gin up some official looking stationary and mail draft notices to all the slacker kids in the neighborhood….

“greetings from the President and your neighbors… due to the situation in Ukraine, you have been ordered to report, under the selective service Act, to your local recruiting center for induction into the United States Army.”

Can you imagine the fun??

Sirhr

Do It!!

And, can I have a copy for my neighbor's kids?
 
You know, it would be fun to gin up some official looking stationary and mail draft notices to all the slacker kids in the neighborhood….

“greetings from the President and your neighbors… due to the situation in Ukraine, you have been ordered to report, under the selective service Act, to your local recruiting center for induction into the United States Army.”

Can you imagine the fun??

Sirhr
Not a bad idea. Make the lazy little liberal fuckers come to the stark realization that elections have consequences... Plus there's the off chance they would run to Canada.

Mike
 
Not a bad idea. Make the lazy little liberal fuckers come to the stark realization that elections have consequences... Plus there's the off chance they would run to Canada.

Mike
It would be their little helicopter mommy Karen's who would FLIP OUT! Can you imagine being the poor NCO on his "Recruiting tour" when all of a sudden he gets several-dozen screaming Karens showing up hollering how their "Baby isn't going to Ukraine... even though we support Ukraine and want other psople's money sent there."

On the other hand, odds are that about a third of letters end up in the hands of kids/parents who say "Off you go... Sign on the dotted line and don't come home without Specialists Stripes." Recruiting quotas might get made overnight!

Would be fun to try! ;-)

Sirhr
 
It would be their little helicopter mommy Karen's who would FLIP OUT! Can you imagine being the poor NCO on his "Recruiting tour" when all of a sudden he gets several-dozen screaming Karens showing up hollering how their "Baby isn't going to Ukraine... even though we support Ukraine and want other psople's money sent there."

On the other hand, odds are that about a third of letters end up in the hands of kids/parents who say "Off you go... Sign on the dotted line and don't come home without Specialists Stripes." Recruiting quotas might get made overnight!

Would be fun to try! ;-)

Sirhr
I’ll kick in some shekels for printing and postage
 
You know, it would be fun to gin up some official looking stationary and mail draft notices to all the slacker kids in the neighborhood….

“greetings from the President and your neighbors… due to the situation in Ukraine, you have been ordered to report, under the selective service Act, to your local recruiting center for induction into the United States Army.”

Can you imagine the fun??

Sirhr

Make sure to send them to all the young female useless "infulencers" as well.
Might as well show them what all this "equality" actually means...
 
Context? I dont know the story on the guy and gal.
The "guy" is our illustrious transportation secretary, Pete Buttplug. The chick is a police officer in TN who made headlines for banging most of the guys in her department while on duty IIRC... Google "La Vergne TN PD scandal."

Mike
 
  • Like
Reactions: Boon20