Finally, they have a parking space special for fat guys who like to BBQ!!! Thanks!
Sirhr
"OWWWW! Mr. Xi... I thought your dick was only 2 inches erect... Why'd you lie to me???"...
Golden Corral ran out of meat.
All those fat bitches being fat bitches looks like a mil vs moa debate on the Hide.
Where Johnny Weismuller, he has to be in there somewhere.
Wait...you mean this isn't a Tarzan movie?
Yeah, but the spray had a nice minty smell to it. Couple of pumps in to the side door well helped when we had homeless in the back, that and sodium bicarb on their feet.
Hey Prick!!!
Consume a satchel of Richards... lol
Man....second thread is full of anger like the first one I read. Must be a SH withdrawl thing?
Well, @Claymorx and I are good friends.
Such good pals, that when I had a poop on a hunting trip that was the size and look of a cow pie, I showed him a couple times.
He also appreciates my navigation skills and always finding “little” hills to walk up, as well as steep icy mtns with numb feet at -3 in thigh deep snow that we probably should have been on belay to ascend…..
Wish he would hurry up and get a new camper so I can destroy the shitter in it too.
I think Ive put that statement together...and I'm gonna steal it.
Or learn to LIFT the handle. Jessica ain't too bright.
Why was the Space Shuttle Challenger's official soda Pepsi?
Because it couldn't get seven up.
Because it couldn't get seven up.
Any time bud...can't wait to see what you shit out down in Texas, I'll bring the good Spam this time...lolWell, @Claymorx and I are good friends.
Such good pals, that when I had a poop on a hunting trip that was the size and look of a cow pie, I showed him a couple times.
He also appreciates my navigation skills and always finding “little” hills to walk up, as well as steep icy mtns with numb feet at -3 in thigh deep snow that we probably should have been on belay to ascend…..
Wish he would hurry up and get a new camper so I can destroy the shitter in it too.
true story…..
my son goes on and off a military base which shall remain nameless. anywho, he complains that he was getting pulled aside for the “random” vehicle inspections. evidently it slows you down and is a minor inconvenience, but an inconvenience nonetheless. so he went to the sex toy store, and bought the biggest rubber dong they had. and he put it front and center in his trunk so when the trunk is popped, BOOM! there it is. he says it has definately sped up his searches and cut down on how many times they pull him over. i asked him what he does when they see it; and he says he just stands there with a straight face and enjoys their delicious discomfort.
Lol. In over forty years I've been stopped and searched once.
I got stopped and search twice in the same day, at the same gate...different guards. Only one other time in 32+ years.
I'm gonna steal this.
I'm gonna assume you're a fucking retard whore.
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