Two buddies, Joe and Moe go out to hunt feral hogs. They decide to split up and try to drive the hogs toward each other. When they meet up, Moe is skinning a big porker.
"Nice hog, Moe, but I didn't hear you shoot."
"I uglied it to death."
"You're pulling my leg. I don't believe you. Now how did you kill that razorback?"
"I told you I uglied it to death. If you don't believe me help me finish, then follow along and I'll show you."
Moe and Joe start stalking a group of tuskers and get eventually close enough. Moe lets out a little snort to catch the eye of the biggest, meanest, ugliest one. He screwed up his face into the nastiest contortions imaginable and sure enough, the hog gets wide-eyed, starts to quiver, then spasm, and finally rolls over dead.
"If I hadn't seen it I'd never have believed it, Joe gasped. Where did you ever learn that?"
"From my wife, replied Moe."
"So why don't you take her hunting? You could get twice the hogs in half the time."
"I used to, but she tears up the meat too bad."