Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Little Johnny was entertaining little Sally behind the sheds at school.
Sally went home that evening and told her mother everything. "Little Johnny showed me his pee-pee today!" she exclaimed.
"It reminded me of a peanut" she said.
"Was it small?" asked her mother jokingly.
"No" replies Sally "It was salty!"
Sally went home that evening and told her mother everything. "Little Johnny showed me his pee-pee today!" she exclaimed.
"It reminded me of a peanut" she said.
"Was it small?" asked her mother jokingly.
"No" replies Sally "It was salty!"
Hahahaaa!! Got my kiddo more nerf guns and another huge pack of darts.
We can “war” for about 2 hrs before we have to stop.
Then we are tired and need a snack anyways.
Plus now she sees her Nerf vest as needing “plates”. Might have to bend some HDPE sheeting and make her a couple.
My mission it to take this
https://www.ocjustice.net/products/drop-in-dsg-v2-gearbox
and scale it up to Nerf Rival ball size. Soooo it can shoot like it does here
https://www.ocjustice.net/products/drop-in-dsg-v2-gearbox
and scale it up to Nerf Rival ball size. Soooo it can shoot like it does here
Sniff Dat Ass Joe, Sniff Dat Ass!
TRANSportation Minister? Ya, ok. Well here ya go Petey. Here's a little TRANSportation joke for ya.
"How'd AIDS get from the East Coast to the West Coast"?
"In the Rear-End of a Hudson"
TRANSportation Minister? Ya, ok. Well here ya go Petey. Here's a little TRANSportation joke for ya.
"How'd AIDS get from the East Coast to the West Coast"?
"In the Rear-End of a Hudson"
It will take a bit to get it all, but this is one of the dirtiest things I have ever heard. You have been warned.
So I was eating some pussy when I tasted horse semen, and that is when I knew how my daughter died.
So I was eating some pussy when I tasted horse semen, and that is when I knew how my daughter died.
Did you ever flick a cigarette out the window and then smell something funny in the back seat? Then turn around and see your grandmother masterbating?
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Socially UNacceptable Humor !
Mean it!
Gets her finger stuck in the dishwasher?
Fingers benders prize pidgeon!
@Davo308 Are you some chicom spy sent here to fuck this thread up?
Nurses dropping like flies and Chicks growing dicks. Everything is fine.
~ Redacted, but you still get the idea.~
~ Redacted, but you still get the idea.~
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How do you circumcise an alter boy?
Kick the priest in the jaw.
Kick the priest in the jaw.
As I understand it, that $600 is completely phased out for individuals who make more than $99k.
So how many of you will get any part of that $600?
So how many of you will get any part of that $600?
I got the part that pays for it all.
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