Elon isn't here. It isn't a launch release or anything. Just 1 of 8 Cybertrucks in America are on display in my city.
Last edited:
Fuck europe.
You know, folks, I gotta tell you, women absolutely love the Cybertruck. It's incredible, really. I've heard from so many tremendous women who say, "Seth, this Cybertruck is fantastic, it's like nothing we've ever seen before." Believe me, it's a winner.
Fuck John Kerry while doing it too.KHC has no loyalty to the people who have been buying their products for a lifetime. Rather than pass along some sort of price stabilization the company is repurchasing it's stock.
As you go through the grocery store and notice the high prices on items, make a mental note to avoid these products.
The Kraft Heinz board of directors has approved up to $3 billion in a share repurchase program, the ketchup-maker announced on Monday.
Kraft Heinz authorizes $3B in share repurchase after ‘milestone’ quarter
The Kraft Heinz board of directors has approved up to $3 billion in a share repurchase program, the maker of ketchup and mac and cheese announced Monday.www.foxbusiness.comThe Kraft Heinz Company
The Kraft Heinz Company provides high quality, great taste and nutrition for all eating occasions whether at home, in restaurants or on the go.www.heinz.com
This is a pretty normal way to increase stock value. So capitalism is now bad?KHC has no loyalty to the people who have been buying their products for a lifetime. Rather than pass along some sort of price stabilization the company is repurchasing it's stock.
As you go through the grocery store and notice the high prices on items, make a mental note to avoid these products.
The Kraft Heinz board of directors has approved up to $3 billion in a share repurchase program, the ketchup-maker announced on Monday.
Kraft Heinz authorizes $3B in share repurchase after ‘milestone’ quarter
The Kraft Heinz board of directors has approved up to $3 billion in a share repurchase program, the maker of ketchup and mac and cheese announced Monday.www.foxbusiness.comThe Kraft Heinz Company
The Kraft Heinz Company provides high quality, great taste and nutrition for all eating occasions whether at home, in restaurants or on the go.www.heinz.com
This is not capitalism. It is not creating commerce.This is a pretty normal way to increase stock value. So capitalism is now bad?
I have no love for JFK or his stupid brand. Gun owners shouldn't be buying their crap regardless.
You know, folks, I gotta tell you, women absolutely love the Cybertruck. It's incredible, really. I've heard from so many tremendous women who say, "Seth, this Cybertruck is fantastic, it's like nothing we've ever seen before." Believe me, it's a winner.
Do you have to-date delivery numbers on those?
Fuck electric vehicles because the battery components are a gold mine for the western world's biggest enemy- Chy-nuh.
Fossil fuels for motor vehicles. PERIOD.
Gold surges, dollar declines on Fed official's remark & geopolitical unrest
Exclusive to Kitco News, technical analyst Gary Wagner provides a daily recap of what happened in the gold market, highlighting important events that captured investors' attention during the U.S. trading session. Wagner's commentary features a mix of fundamental news and technical analysis...www.kitco.com
View attachment 8283818
Cannot wait until the first Tesla pickup shows up at a PRS match - assume driver will be wearing a manbun too.Unreal. Very bullish experience. Heavy crowd and this isn’t a release event. View attachment 8280182View attachment 8280183
Let's hope the launch goes better than that rocket.T minus 90 minutes. View attachment 8284811
This is the Tesla Fan Boy thread.Is this the stock market thread?
Tesla is the stock market, bro.
I like Elon Musk. But electric vehicles are not prime time, and hopefully never will be as long as C**** controls so much of the world's battery chemistry.
So, if you drive a Tesla hydro dipped in Multicam, with an AXSR in .300 PSR and a KAC 6.5 Manbun in the back, an HK45 on the hip while wearing Crye pants and an Arc'teryx jacket, you'd be the King of Hide Fanboys?This is the Tesla Fan Boy thread.
Are you new here ?
Do you own a Tesla ?
Est. $60,990
Rear-Wheel Drive
- Available in 2025
- 250 MI. Range (EST.)
- 6.5 sec. 0-60 mph
Est. $79,990
All-Wheel Drive
- Delivery in 2024
- 340 mi. range (EST.)
- 4.1 sec. 0-60 mph
- 112 mph top speed
- 600 horsepower
- 7,435 LB-FT torque
- 11,000 lbs. towing Capacity
Est. $99,990
Cyberbeast
- Delivery in 2024
- 320 Mi. Range (Est.)
- 2.6 sec. 0-60 mph†
- 130 mph top speed
- 845 horsepower
- 10,296 LB-FT torque
- 11,000 lbs. towing Capacity
None of this (other than the largely-irrelevant 0-60 time for the "Cyberbeast") seems very impressive relative to the competition. But congratulations on building 10 examples with reasonably straight body panels. I'm quite curious to see what the average customer can expect from actual mass-production vehicles..
I'm also interested to hear field reports on the range, especially when towing anything close to the claimed maximum capacity. Considering the frontal area of a trailer with that mass, it would not be surprising to hear that it's 50-60 miles. And that brings us to the "range extender". Considering that it likely requires equipment to move in/out of the bed and I don't see this demographic as the sort that has a Kubota w/ forks in the polebarn, this strikes me as a almost theoretical response to initial marketing claims more than it does a compelling product feature. Also $16,000 LOL.
I haven't been on X in a while - are Gary Black, Ross Gerber, et al still getting the vapors over the prospect of delivering a meaningful number of these things in 2023, or have they moved on to Model 2 as their favorite "catalyst"?
Market was so impressed that Tesla stock droppedUnreal. Very bullish experience. Heavy crowd and this isn’t a release event. View attachment 8280182View attachment 8280183
Already deleted my daily "WallStreet Breakfast" but it reported 1.7% Tesla drop at Cybertruck reveal followed by another 2% drop later.The market has been aware of the event for some time now. The rally has been over the last month +.
Market was so impressed that Tesla stock dropped
Meme...... Must be getting a Government infusion... $$$Enphase back over $100. What a ninja.
Market was so impressed that Tesla stock dropped