Thank you to everyone over many years (including the assholes)

[Aftermath]

Good deal!
Also...looks like she is just having some pity on you.
Also, also...I really figured you had better hair than that.

You know, I posted this in the Bear Pit, however I didn't know truly how far it fell.

To you, Sir, I cannot forgive you for these words.

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There are certain transgressions I cannot judge.

In all seriousness, I wish you both all the happiness you can find.

 

[Ronws]

I agree with @Aftermath

Jesting and roasting aside, have a great life.

You should see the roasting I have done with my friend, Lee (RIP) I have mentioned in other threads.

 

[Dirty D]

You left out the buzzard part.
Just sayin.

Well I didn’t want to be insulting.

 

[Dirty D]

Who knew getting engaged to a woman would make you so gay?

“Hey kettle, the pot called”

 

[Soulezoo]

Congrats to you sincerely. I know exactly how you feel as I feel like I went through the same. Married this wonderful lady 8 years ago now and everything changed for the better. Just remember this: women marry men thinking they can change him and they never do. Men marry women hoping they never change and they always do.
And finally, do you even concrete bro? Ya gotta concrete.

 

[Short-bus]

From one year ago, I was completely lost.

A very sincere thanks to everyone here over the last many years...I appreciate you. It's been a genuine journey of personal development going from what I thought was "it" (all the stabby activities) to now.

We all shitpost, and we all say all the things.

There is only one woman for one man. When they are joined together, they are to be as one flesh.

Without everyone here (or there or everywhere fucked right off), I wouldn't have developed the mindset I have to have found this woman, this gift from God to test me against all my previous sins.

Without you, we few, we happy few, my 275 bench pressing, many bow kills and Quigley Ford assaulting Band of Brothers... for he today who does not shed blood with me today shall me not my brother......


I thank you.

God is great (Allahu Ackabar?) Inshallah?

Whatever.

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Sincerely thanks (in no particular order) to @Dirty D @TheGerman @armorpl8chikn @308pirate (Honorable mentioned because zero fucks). @ArmyJerry @Bender @Redmanss. Etc.

It's good.

Thank you.

If you feel I wronged you, literally fuck off and there's a reason you weren't picked at dodge ball in elementary school.

Hey, I subscribe to her onlyfans....

Just kidding, congrats!

Branden

 

[Pharmseller]

She ain’t bad lookin’.

Dont Fûck it up.




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[lash]

A sincere congratulations from me to you. I was lucky and fell face first into my real love right off. Good thing too. I was too young and stupid to do it by design. 44 years this year.

 

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

35 years or so. she was 21 i was 25. so far so good. Good luck man!

 

[Aftermath]

3rd time's (sorta) the charm for me. There are certainly moments and sometimes entire days....

 

[atomic41]

Looks like that hot chick finally found her a sweet little downs boy to adopt. He probably won't have to pick up carts at Target anymore. I love a happy ending.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

3rd time's (sorta) the charm for me. There are certainly moments and sometimes entire days....

Maybe it's not them.

 

[clcustom1911]

I just sent this post over to the folks at "love on the spectrum" the good news is that you're in, next season, guaranteed spot. The bad news is that you have to supply your own edible coloring books. Keep your helmet on.

I don't eat coloring books. I only eat crayons 🖍 because I spent too much time fixing broken Marines. #Corpsman #yut

 

[clcustom1911]

How were you able to get a Grand Canyon pic without some Chinese turd stepping in front of the camera?

Because they knew I would throw them over easily as I comb over my hair.

 

[Ronws]

Because they knew I would throw them over easily as I comb over my hair.

Well done, Grasshopper.

You may now leave the temple.

 

[clcustom1911]

You do know we will be waiting for the shoe pics, right?

 

[Dirty D]

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