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Just remember:
She's not happy until YOU'RE not happy!
50% of marriages end in divorce. The others just end in DEATH.
She's not happy until YOU'RE not happy!
50% of marriages end in divorce. The others just end in DEATH.
How were you able to get a Grand Canyon pic without some Chinese turd stepping in front of the camera?
WTF?
I was sleeping dammit! Who shined the chikn signal in my window?
That's a lot of firsts, whippersnapper.
I'll offer two prayers up for you.
May she never break your heart, and may she outlive you.
In my experience, this is the best you can ever hope for.
Now....if someone could lead me back to my room?
I was sleeping dammit! Who shined the chikn signal in my window?
That's a lot of firsts, whippersnapper.
I'll offer two prayers up for you.
May she never break your heart, and may she outlive you.
In my experience, this is the best you can ever hope for.
Now....if someone could lead me back to my room?
Congratulations, hair looks fabulous. She’s not bad either.
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Awesome! Congrats!
Are you going to stop sucking dicks at the highway rest areas now?
Are you going to stop sucking dicks at the highway rest areas now?
Good work. 
How bad would that mess up your schedule?
I have the divorce medal with a bronze star denoting a second award with a V for "Valor".
I met the Jake from state farm guy. He is now an advocate working with handicapped people that are in the care of the state. He did a training one day and this one girl is like "hi Jake from state farm, and he turned all red. I don't think I have seen the commercial and wouldn't have known him from Adam. He lives here though.
I was thinking it might break akmike47's heart
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Congrats! Hope you both live long and prosper. I held out until age 33. It's been a great trip (so far). Hope yours is also. Mac
Boy, you owe Jig big time. He tossed you a grapefruit that a third grader coulda' hit.........
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Hate to break it to you, but he doesn’t want to hit the grapefruit. Well, not literally anyway
It’s going into the microwave before he “hits” it
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Your feet are too hairy to be the flower girl.
You'll have to be.....the Ring Bearer......
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Do you keep that picture “handy”. I’ve seen you post it numerous times. Not judging
Yet
Fun fact. That aint the Grand Canyon. The skywalk is over a side canyon of the Grand Canyon and about the gayest way to show her " the canyon". Do better.
No, he just takes a new one every time the occasion arises…
She's beautiful and has absolutely shit taste in men. How you found her is a mystery to those of us who thought you were gay.
Congratulations to both of you. A lifetime of happiness would be well deserved.
Congratulations to both of you. A lifetime of happiness would be well deserved.
I knew that hair had magical properties
I don’t hear any objections
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Ohhhh... I thought he meant like, into a volcano.
Is Jake from State Farm still wearing khaki?
Hey, when you are done with that, can I borrow it for a little while?
Well played sir
Especially for someone who looks like the confluence of Downs Syndrome, fetal alcohol syndrome and more than a little channel catfish DNA.
Don't believe any of this. When you get married half your life is gone, when you have a baby the other half disappears.
You left out the buzzard part.
Just sayin.
Who knew getting engaged to a woman would make you so gay?
Well, they are guys……
Pretty boys at that!
Pretty boys at that!
I am starting a pool.
Who's going to spend more on their hair for the wedding and how much.
We won't discuss makeup.
Who's going to spend more on their hair for the wedding and how much.
We won't discuss makeup.
This should be the opposite of your relationship.....
