Maggie’s Things to teach Your children...

Duc

Sergeant
Supporter
Full Member
Minuteman
Supporter+
Oct 16, 2007
1,145
3,006
NE. Illinios
As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my kids everything they needed to know to lead a safe
and sane life.

You know what I mean... Don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose,
don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc.
But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Let’s face it,
if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt, I would figure they are way
too stupid to make it in this world anyway!
Never...Ever...Ever...
Put a FIRECRACKER in your ass and light it.
I REPEAT...
Never... Ever... Ever
Put a FIRE CRACKER in your ass and light it!!!








untitled4.jpg
 

shankster..

Gunny Sergeant
Full Member
Minuteman
May 11, 2004
3,097
36
North Idaho
Re: Things to teach Your children...

This is one of the funniest ever:

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CDh74iCSAoM"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CDh74iCSAoM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
 

oughtsix

Latitude 45 bound
Full Member
Minuteman
Jan 2, 2006
74
3
Louisiana
Re: Things to teach Your children...

How are these people still alive? This is proof that we are messing with natural selection too much.
 

cozmacozmy

Sergeant
Full Member
Minuteman
Sep 25, 2008
149
0
52
SW Michigan
Re: Things to teach Your children...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This is one of the funniest ever:

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CDh74iCSAoM"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CDh74iCSAoM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object> </div></div>

This looks like something my cousins would do
frown.gif
 

MLC

Gunny Sergeant
Full Member
Minuteman
May 4, 2004
1,060
3
Solebury, PA
Re: Things to teach Your children...

Ignoring formal education in physics or chemistry and relying solely on the reptilian brain I would never think that fire, let alone fireworks, and my ass would go together.
 
  • Haha
Reactions: eca7891

300WSM

Gunny Sergeant
Full Member
Minuteman
Apr 29, 2004
1,395
5
WI
Re: Things to teach Your children...

there is a picture of that dude in the dictionary under mentally retarded.
 

lonegunman762x51

Msgt
Full Member
Minuteman
Apr 8, 2011
1,476
4,920
Eastern Washington
Never, EVER trust or vote for a Democrat.

Anything a Democrat says is always a lie.

All Democrats are child molesters or people who enjoy watching child molesters rape children.
 

accurate obsession

Private
Full Member
Minuteman
Aug 8, 2017
746
1,108
GA
untitled4.jpg

All jokes aside, 😉
Looks like a feeble attempt at a Darwin Award.
Little more depth and a larger charge and we might of had a winner. 🤣🤣🤣
 
  • Haha
Reactions: eca7891

SBRSarge

Sergeant of the Hide
Full Member
Minuteman
Jul 9, 2019
489
670
As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my kids everything they needed to know to lead a safe
and sane life.

You know what I mean... Don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose,
don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc.
But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Let’s face it,
if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt, I would figure they are way
too stupid to make it in this world anyway!
Never...Ever...Ever...
Put a FIRECRACKER in your ass and light it.
I REPEAT...
Never... Ever... Ever
Put a FIRE CRACKER in your ass and light it!!!








untitled4.jpg
But(t), what will that do to any future problems with hemmorhoids?