It's called "The Big Lie" Some men masturbate, all the others lie about it.
Their are two kinds of people. Those who masturbate in the shower and those who sign a song.
Do you know what song they sing?
If not, we know what group you are in.??
Do you know what song they sing?
If not, we know what group you are in.??
There are those who piss in the shower, and those who lie about it.
Waffle stomping, is a whole nuther issue...
if you have to tell that to a 60yo they are a eunuch.Don't use soap. It burns like hell if it gets in the hole
You still practice dry firing the rifle before actually shooting it right? I admit I could sure use a good trainer model.
Is it something like grabbing a wet cooked noodle and stuffing it up a tiger's ass? Just wondering, for a friend.
After 60....shit son add a few zeros to that number! Many here who have been deployed will have beaten that within a few weeks!
Hell im only 37 and I know my hand is a slut. Lol
Or are you asking about over the age of 60? If over 60 you might want to be careful. You wouldn't want a heart attack, or to pull a muscle! Take it easy old man. Hehe
Hell im only 37 and I know my hand is a slut. Lol
Or are you asking about over the age of 60? If over 60 you might want to be careful. You wouldn't want a heart attack, or to pull a muscle! Take it easy old man. Hehe
What some classic movie lines-
Married guys jack it so much in the shower, they get a hard on every time it rains!
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a friend has a TV in their bathroom
He claims it’s because his wife likes T.V. While she gets ready.
My guess the TV is why he remodeled the shower with glass walls
So he can watch his Porn while he showers
Married guys jack it so much in the shower, they get a hard on every time it rains!
—
a friend has a TV in their bathroom
He claims it’s because his wife likes T.V. While she gets ready.
My guess the TV is why he remodeled the shower with glass walls
So he can watch his Porn while he showers
The shower sucks , your standing , you can't relax and your rushed to get done before the hot water runs out. I don't like being rushed when rubbing one or two out.
Get your motor well running and heading for the finish line before you get in the shower and all is good.
i didn't think so.
Think it’s the song by billy squire!
Lars has the whole family there.
somewhere around age 60 Dr Evil steals the mojo from all men married and single, use it while you got it, maybe the last hard one you will ever get
You should always masturbate before sex! Never let them have the easy one!
I'm sure the g-boys who monitor this site are working overtime trying to figure out the "encrypted messages" hidden in the posts of this thread.
When the time comes we can use this thread as a defense and simply claim that we're all just a bunch of harmless jerkoffs.
When the time comes we can use this thread as a defense and simply claim that we're all just a bunch of harmless jerkoffs.
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As I have gotten older, this seems like a lot of work..... and this is one situation where I am truly envious of Michael J Fox.
being almost 65 and starting to choke chicken about age 12, I finally realized why I have had both rotator cuffs repaired, one elbow and carpal tunnel in both wrists....
Much like picking the right CW key so you don't get carpal tunnel syndrome, change to a stroke that uses less joint movement and takes advantage leverage.
Do you know what the only cure for Nymphomania is? Centuries of research and medical study has only ever found one.
Wedding Cake
Wedding Cake
In the age of corona virus and social distancing is there any other option?
Abstinence = laughing.
Abstinence = laughing.
I heard all the kids are doin' it!
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