Time Warp Discovered Outside LV!

[Strykervet]

Or maybe the news is bullshit!

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018...las-vegas-paranormal-investigator-claims.html

With a "new piece of technology" that measures time in two places at once. Looks like a pager with a wire and a dildo connected to it. Read the comments.

Guess his research into time warps didn't include NASA's discovery of gravitational waves, which is FAR more spectacular than the kooky shit this guy is up to. The first waves detected were the collision of two 10+ solar mass black holes 1.4billion years ago. Seriously cool shit. The gravitational waves were so powerful when generated they were capable of ripping apart time and space in the immediate area. Seriously powerful shit. Media apparently is operating on the same wavelength though because I had to dig around to find out about LIGO, I just have to search "news" on Google to turn up this shit.

NASA's shit doesn't fit in your pocket and it requires a 20W Nd:YAG 1064nm laser (same as my LRF but a lot more power) but that's boosted to 100kW. Cut you in half power. The longest straight lines on Earth are the 4km orthogonal pathways for the lasers (an L shape). Two of them, 3002km apart make one test device to detect a 10^-18m warp --that's 1/1000 the charge diameter of a proton. Used to detect two black holes colliding light years away which generated enough power to warp time and space and to be measured here.

Which goes to show that faster than light travel may be possible by warping time and space and "surfing" the peaks. It's also the first direct observation of relativity, which means it's the first time Einstein's theory has been directly observed in nature (there was an "observation" back then but wasn't a measurement).

But the guy in the desert makes the news.

 

[EddieNFL]

That's all really fascinating, but how does it help me get bluetooth working in my truck?

 

[Diver160651]

That's all really fascinating, but how does it help me get bluetooth working in my truck?

That’s funny shit

 

[Mike Casselton]

That's all really fascinating, but how does it help me get bluetooth working in my truck?

Do you know any 8yr old kids?
Ask them, they can get it figured out.
However, get them to punch in your garage code. They don't seem to understand that the keypad isn't a touch screen...

 

[Sean the Nailer]

That's all really fascinating, but how does it help me get bluetooth working in my truck?

Not to sway the thread at all, but I was given an "ultrasonic cleaning toothbrush" not too long ago. The point of that ridiculous statement is that it came with 'Bluetooth'. Who the hell needs bluetooth on a toothbrush? Makes as much sense as bluetooth enabled shampoo container. For that, I'd like to 'bend time' and go back to when people did their own thinking for themselves.

I don't even own a phone to do any bluetoothing with. So I guess the toothbrush is gonna have to talk to the toaster. Just as long as they don't try to take over!

Need to go back to the tin-cans on a string type of days..... life was 'realer' then.

 

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1) never trust a "scientist" with 3d printed sensors....

2) hes using electrical impulses to measure "time".......and hes doing it through a 100' wire........what hes actually measuring is the changing resistance of the copper wire, not time.

length, routing path, wire quality, temperature are all going to have an impact on how fast an electronic signal travels through that wire.

hell, even the clock rate of his homemade "sensor" is going to fluctuate based on quality of components, temperature, and battery voltage, and the quality of his solder joints.


and this fucktard gets news time.

 

[lash]

He's just bucking for his own "reality" paranormal show. You know, the shows where dim lighting, shadows and weird music are used to keep viewers thinking that something odd is happening. The only odd happening is the viewer.

 

[W54/XM-388]

The interesting thing is that a lot of this "out there stuff" these guys like to post about has actually been already researched a lot more closely and fleshed out on how it could work if certain technologies were available.

Much like NASA has a rudimentary idea for a warp drive spaceship and the prototype idea looks promising. The only problem so far is we don't have anything to generate enough power to drive it (or even close). But who knows in the future, someone may figure out how to get the power or how to lower the power requirements.

 

[hermosabeach]

It's high teck when you take left over PVC from your sprinkler job and make sensor cases

 

[EddieNFL]

Not to sway the thread at all, but I was given an "ultrasonic cleaning toothbrush" not too long ago. The point of that ridiculous statement is that it came with 'Bluetooth'. Who the hell needs bluetooth on a toothbrush? Makes as much sense as bluetooth enabled shampoo container. For that, I'd like to 'bend time' and go back to when people did their own thinking for themselves.

I don't even own a phone to do any bluetoothing with. So I guess the toothbrush is gonna have to talk to the toaster. Just as long as they don't try to take over!

Need to go back to the tin-cans on a string type of days..... life was 'realer' then.

Bought a new fridge recently. The salesman asked if we were interested in the wifi version. I said only if it could order and store groceries without my input.

 

[Redmanss]

1) never trust a "scientist" with 3d printed sensors....

2) hes using electrical impulses to measure "time".......and hes doing it through a 100' wire........what hes actually measuring is the changing resistance of the copper wire, not time.

length, routing path, wire quality, temperature are all going to have an impact on how fast an electronic signal travels through that wire.

hell, even the clock rate of his homemade "sensor" is going to fluctuate based on quality of components, temperature, and battery voltage, and the quality of his solder joints.


and this fucktard gets news time.

I'll add "Never trust a 'scientist' who measures anything imperially."

 

[Rthur]

That's all really fascinating, but how does it help me get bluetooth working in my truck?

Gettin' that shit to pair up sometimes is a bitch...

R

 

[Maggot]

This could explain the skewed timeline f the shooting a few months back....4th dimensional aliens did it.

 

[TripleBull]

Just move to "never trust a scientist" and you'll have all the bases covered.

 

[W54/XM-388]

This could explain the skewed timeline f the shooting a few months back....4th dimensional aliens did it.

I'd start with at least 6 dimensional axis available and go from there.

 

[W54/XM-388]

Mixing Art, Religion, Science and Multi dimensional theory into one picture:

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

1) never trust a "scientist" with 3d printed sensors....

2) hes using electrical impulses to measure "time".......and hes doing it through a 100' wire........what hes actually measuring is the changing resistance of the copper wire, not time.

length, routing path, wire quality, temperature are all going to have an impact on how fast an electronic signal travels through that wire.

hell, even the clock rate of his homemade "sensor" is going to fluctuate based on quality of components, temperature, and battery voltage, and the quality of his solder joints.


and this fucktard gets news time.

This right here. As the temperature rises, the resistance in the wire increases. It ain't rocket science.

 

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I'll add "Never trust a 'scientist' who measures anything imperially."

 

[Strykervet]

This right here. As the temperature rises, the resistance in the wire increases. It ain't rocket science.

It's interesting that his "first and only proof" was in the middle of the desert outside LV. And that his "sensor" is a 50 ohm resistor...

The interesting thing is that a lot of this "out there stuff" these guys like to post about has actually been already researched a lot more closely and fleshed out on how it could work if certain technologies were available.

Much like NASA has a rudimentary idea for a warp drive spaceship and the prototype idea looks promising. The only problem so far is we don't have anything to generate enough power to drive it (or even close). But who knows in the future, someone may figure out how to get the power or how to lower the power requirements.

Funny you bring up the warp drive! I no-shit saw that on the NEWS years ago. But it was a short interview and it wasn't long. I guess they couldn't resist though, because NASA actually put that in the funding phase a few years ago. The guy that talked about it explained it could be centuries before it's actually ready, that none of it exists, that a special unknown heavier element than we know of will be required, that it'll take a big "ring" in space, create a "perfect" vacuum, and somehow tear a hole in spacetime and passing through the ring gate. I know it sounds like total bullshit, but I'm just telling you what I saw on the news. CNN. The guy said it was so promising and that was the reason it was early phase funding, but that everything about it is early. .

You mention researching facts and such. I saw this documentary recently about this guy that pulls pranks on the media. He's been doing it since the 60's. He gets them to bite on crazy, far out "news" and then if they don't do their due diligence and check sources, he reels 'em in. Had a "cathouse for dogs" and NY news went out and reported on it. A whorehouse for dogs. It went national I think. Same guy said eating roaches will make people into "super humans" that don't get sick and went on air with that. Recently he made a fake documentary about injecting shark DNA into his jaw and growing rows of regenerating teeth. A dentist helped with the prosthetic. The documentary made it to several film festivals. In the documentary category.

So I wonder sometimes if the crazy shit, maybe the guy in LV, maybe even the NASA guy (not LIGO, that's real) I wonder if they aren't hucksters like the guy that intentionally pulls tricks on the media. For the same or maybe another reason. It's certainly within the realm of that kind of stuff, had the news in LV just called the local university they'd have saved a trip. Had CNN called NASA to check on that guy, maybe they'd have found out he wasn't who he said he was. You as the consumer, if you don't watch constantly, you may miss the retraction and never know the truth...

 

[Bender]

I had bad Mexican once, I’m positive I time/phase shifted into another dimension while sitting on the toilet for a “month” one night.....

 

[EddieNFL]

Do you know any 8yr old kids?
Ask them, they can get it figured out.
However, get them to punch in your garage code. They don't seem to understand that the keypad isn't a touch screen...

Grandkids will be here in a few weeks. Guess I can hold out till then.

 

[JMGlasgow]

I had bad Mexican once, I’m positive I time/phase shifted into another dimension while sitting on the toilet for a “month” one night.....

You mist have ate at Tortilla Factory. Yep, been there too.

 

[Dirty D]

I had bad Mexican once, I’m positive I time/phase shifted into another dimension while sitting on the toilet for a “month” one night.....

Was his name Manuel?

 

[Bender]

Was his name Manuel?

Maser....

 

[TheGerman]

This is totally legit. Totally.

 

[SilentStalkr]

I don’t know but I sure would like to bend time back about 20 years ago so I could fuck one of the hottest chicks I ever laid eyes on and or dated. She came in my house one day after practice, pushed me back to my room, wanted it and I flaked out! I was in HS and flaked out! One of the biggest regrets I ever had. Should have nailed that crap!!!

 

[Fig]

He's just bucking for his own "reality" paranormal show. You know, the shows where dim lighting, shadows and weird music are used to keep viewers thinking that something odd is happening. The only odd happening is the viewer.

 

[lash]

Lol!! Exactly! Thanks for the laugh this morning.