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I'm not going to fly with them. I don't care if they are buck nekkid. I would not touch them and would fight to the best of my abilities if they reached out to me because they,"Love you too much GI."

My last flight out of there was on Flying Tigers Airline 26March70 and I have no desire to go back even though it is beautiful over there, it is just that the landowners are hardcore pricks and didn't want me hunting on their lands. Never mind I was hunting them.

I was VERY grateful to have survived my tour and would not have extended 1 minute to get out of the Army early. I had had enough.

I lost a few things over there, my trust in what my Government told me, my innocence, my trust in mankind, and a lot of my mind.

I don't need to go back there to find anything I lost there. I will find it here in the USA or not find it at all. FM
 
It was actually a good review by someone who apparently travels a lot. I loved the $1 voucher for a delayed flight! Bogus, but better than the BS and nothing burger you get from most domestic airlines for a delay.
Most Delays aren't the airlines fault, why should they give you anything?
 
Most Delays aren't the airlines fault, why should they give you anything?
Except when they are the airlines fault and they blow it off. I’ve travelled enough to experience plenty of mechanical delays, that were passed off as weather delays, to know. As far as I am concerned, a mechanical delay is the airlines fault, whether intended or not. When they delay you enough to strand you halfway between destinations without so much as a hotel voucher, it’s bullshit. I’ve done the planes, trains and automobiles thing more often than I’d like so that I could get where I should have been with a simple change of planes.
 
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looks good right up to the point till you find out the one on the left his name was jimbo and the one on the right was his brother jimmy and they both have aids . but never fear next month they both get the surgery to get mr. winkey removed .
 
I'm not going to fly with them. I don't care if they are buck nekkid. I would not touch them and would fight to the best of my abilities if they reached out to me because they,"Love you too much GI."

My last flight out of there was on Flying Tigers Airline 26March70 and I have no desire to go back even though it is beautiful over there, it is just that the landowners are hardcore pricks and didn't want me hunting on their lands. Never mind I was hunting them.

I was VERY grateful to have survived my tour and would not have extended 1 minute to get out of the Army early. I had had enough.

I lost a few things over there, my trust in what my Government told me, my innocence, my trust in mankind, and a lot of my mind.

I don't need to go back there to find anything I lost there. I will find it here in the USA or not find it at all. FM
They said the greatest generation was world war 2. Y’all were and are just as fuckin good! Thank you Vietnam guys that never got their just due!
 
I'm not going to fly with them. I don't care if they are buck nekkid. I would not touch them and would fight to the best of my abilities if they reached out to me because they,"Love you too much GI."

My last flight out of there was on Flying Tigers Airline 26March70 and I have no desire to go back even though it is beautiful over there, it is just that the landowners are hardcore pricks and didn't want me hunting on their lands. Never mind I was hunting them.

I was VERY grateful to have survived my tour and would not have extended 1 minute to get out of the Army early. I had had enough.

I lost a few things over there, my trust in what my Government told me, my innocence, my trust in mankind, and a lot of my mind.

I don't need to go back there to find anything I lost there. I will find it here in the USA or not find it at all. FM

You wouldn’t go back even if it was what Oprah wanted you to do in order for her to get you your very own Huey?!? :ROFLMAO:
 
I believe FM wants a nice AStar.

I remember his dreams of a chopper and lovin on Oprah. Just not sure he wants the Huey.
One could guess by his reports of RVN, he had enough of them....

I gotta line up a day and go hit LR with FM out in Logan County. He has extended the invite a few times, but time is tight with kiddo and family stuff. Schedule has some flexibility now, so need to line it up.
2 hrs each way (we all know how much @Foul Mike loves time for travel directions) ?
 
Except when they are the airlines fault and they blow it off. I’ve travelled enough to experience plenty of mechanical delays, that were passed off as weather delays, to know. As far as I am concerned, a mechanical delay is the airlines fault, whether intended or not. When they delay you enough to strand you halfway between destinations without so much as a hotel voucher, it’s bullshit. I’ve done the planes, trains and automobiles thing more often than I’d like so that I could get where I should have been with a simple change of planes.
This^^^^^^

I've spent waaaayyyy too much time flying, and in airports around the world to know BS when it happens. Hell, I even had a gate agent put me on the wrong bird once. At one point, I knew every flight attendant on the evening flight to London, I was flying through there that much. Nothing says you fly too much like when the attendants know you by face and name as you board.

I'm glad that chapter of my life is over (hopefully)! Modern air travel blows for the frequent flyer.
 
Thats great as long as they are shaved and washed or else the flight will smell like the shit house door on a tuna boat everytime they walk by your seat.
 
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IDK, I've seen quite a few American round eyes on flights that could've used a bath or deodorant. Never mind the ones that forgot (apparently) to run a comb through their hair, after rolling outta the rack.... Ever sit in Atlanta Hartsfield, and count how many females you need from a family to get a full set of teeth? Lordy...

Nationality has little to with personal hygiene. Well, except the middle east... ????
 
My love for Oprah will remain-- I will/ not would, give her all kinds of carnal delights as long as she buys me a helicopter.
Fuck those Buicks, I want a helicopter, and she has no idea what she is missing by not buying me one.
I would haul her around even if it took a cargo net.
My history of writing to her begging a helicopter spans 30+ years or more and if I had saved the postage it would probably have paid for said helicopter. "Oprah, My Dear, etc" and no I don't want a Huey but if that is all you have got, bring it on.

It has been a neat thread and I didn't mean to de-rail it but,

I do want to thank ALL of you that have gotten some enjoyment out of what I posted as those are my true feelings. FM
 
I pretty much was thinking fuck Vietnam last week when I read the bag of shrimp I was looking at came from there.

And,this week I see on our local news that Kent State is paying Hanoi Jane 83K to speak at the 50th anniversary of the Kent State shooting.

People have short memories.
 
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