I was walking home late at night and saw a woman in
the shadows.
''Twenty dollars' she whispers.
I had never been with a hooker before, but decided what the hell,
it's only twenty bucks.
So we hide in the bushes and pretty soon we're into some pretty hot
action when all of a sudden a light flashes on us.
It was a police officer.
What's going on here, people? asked the officer....
Sounding off as if I were being rudely intruded upon, I said, "
if you don't mind, dammit, I'm makin love to my wife"...!
Oh, I'm sorry, says the cop, I didn't know.
I said,
"Well, neither did I, 'til ya shined that damn light in her face"!
the shadows.
''Twenty dollars' she whispers.
I had never been with a hooker before, but decided what the hell,
it's only twenty bucks.
So we hide in the bushes and pretty soon we're into some pretty hot
action when all of a sudden a light flashes on us.
It was a police officer.
What's going on here, people? asked the officer....
Sounding off as if I were being rudely intruded upon, I said, "
if you don't mind, dammit, I'm makin love to my wife"...!
Oh, I'm sorry, says the cop, I didn't know.
I said,
"Well, neither did I, 'til ya shined that damn light in her face"!
