Ironic to find this article today. A couple friends n I were talking about a place just a few minutes down the road from us on the mighty Columbia River that is a vehicle graveyard. None of us has ever tried to climb down to them to just screw around to see what's really down there. You can just make out a couple vehicles, and maybe a camper? I dunno. All I know is going 'up' from the River isn't an option for this guy. Rappelling down would really be the only viable option, then my lazy ass would just keep going down to the River and take my boat home.
On another note, how ironic would be if we found D.B. Cooper over the side in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yes, it's a '71'.
I actually put that much thought into for you silly bastards. 
