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"We're Glad You're Dead, Mom!" (Now With More Back Story)

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https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/name/kathleen-dehmlow-obituary?pid=189188418

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Send flowers – riiiiight.
 
I had a cousin kill himself about 15yrs ago he was basically a drug using own worst enemy type of guy that could never just seem to get on the right path. I remember his sister wrote his obituary and in it she didn't make any excuses for him or try to make him out to be a hero now that he was gone. I remember one particular part it went something like "He failed life and life failed him" I don't know why that part just always stuck with me.
 
Holy fuck you got me thinkin WTF is mine gonna read like . Wish I could see it .
I have told the wife "don't sugar coat it. For every good thing, tell the truth on something else". I am only ashamed of one thing in my life, I doubt she will bring it up. And either way, I own it so what is done is done.
 
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Revenge Obit. ...LOL
Those fucking Obituary newspaper adds. are not cheap anymore either . wife father just passed last month and for here in the portland 'Oregonian' . It averages about ( 100-$ an inch ) for space . the wifes Obit. bill was 900-$ with a 'small' Pic. .
 
I guess I thought the obituary spelled it all out. I also guess some bleeding hearts need explanations to things that do not concern them.
The fact that one paper denied printing the obituary is actually the only part that upset me. There are alot of assholes on this planet (myself included at times). Not sure why we have to kiss some dead persons ass that doesn't seem to deserve it.
 
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