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Cause it didn’t let him finish!I've met several goats in my life. I cannot imagine this going over well at all. They smash their heads into ea h other and other things for fun. I'm sure the feel nothing.
But I have to ask... why did you punch a goat? Lol
No, I could only wish.
I wrestle a big ole anaconda every morning........
Your boyfriend's???
That's cheating.
No that's winning. There is only on rule in fighting (animal or man) WIN.
My smelly, pimple covered teen-aged sons when their testosterone and young egos would get the better of them. Always resulted in some pretty fun wrestling matches. We were all much younger then. Couldn’t do it if I tried these days. They’re strapping, responsible men now and I’m a grandpa
Don't even think about having a Chimp on that list. Anything else, there might be a chance, but remove the chimp.
Looking over the rest of the list, I am surprised a little bit at how many of these, I HAVE had a physical entanglement with. Raccoons ( a whole flock (? Bunch? Herd?), Bear (in tent), vipers of various sorts, including Bamboo, Bull, Goat, Geese, Horse, chickens, dogs, cats, rats, mice, chiggers (I lost)... Faded into the mists of time.
Looking over the rest of the list, I am surprised a little bit at how many of these, I HAVE had a physical entanglement with. Raccoons ( a whole flock (? Bunch? Herd?), Bear (in tent), vipers of various sorts, including Bamboo, Bull, Goat, Geese, Horse, chickens, dogs, cats, rats, mice, chiggers (I lost)... Faded into the mists of time.
I did martial arts when I was a kid. 7th grade through senior year.My smelly, pimple covered teen-aged sons when their testosterone and young egos would get the better of them. Always resulted in some pretty fun wrestling matches. We were all much younger then. Couldn’t do it if I tried these days. They’re strapping, responsible men now and I’m a grandpa
My dad joined (small school) when I was about a sophomore. As we had a really good father/son relationship, we sparred and grappled a few times for training.
My dad suddenly understood that 6’ and 180 lbs didnt mean a thing against 5’7” and 120 lbs that trained hard 3 days a week and was super active all of the time.
My mom thought it was hilarious that I could have him on the mat and tapping out before he know what was going on.
Such fun!!
I still was respectful as I knew with age came wisdom and he woulda found a time to whip my ass if I needed it!
You folks asking for a FAIR FIGHT haven't been in a fight in a long time. That's not something either party is looking for.
Had a coworker with a similar story. Very accomplished in the martial arts. Told me when he started to get a little over confident, his dad looked at him and said “Son, I can’t break boards, but I can break your dinner plate. “I did martial arts when I was a kid. 7th grade through senior year.
My dad joined (small school) when I was about a sophomore. As we had a really good father/son relationship, we sparred and grappled a few times for training.
My dad suddenly understood that 6’ and 180 lbs didnt mean a thing against 5’7” and 120 lbs that trained hard 3 days a week and was super active all of the time.
My mom thought it was hilarious that I could have him on the mat and tapping out before he know what was going on.
Such fun!!
I still was respectful as I knew with age came wisdom and he woulda found a time to whip my ass if I needed it!
My boys never beat me, even when we all knew they could. It was obvious watching them thrash each other that I was no longer a match for either of them. Like you mentioned, respect and appreciation. Love them to death.
Observation from seeing dogs fight all kinds of things. The dog that hesitates gets fucked up.
You shall henceforth and forever be known on Snipers Hide as the Koala Gladiator, brave sir knight.
Wear the title with pride! Many seek the honor. Only a few achieve it.
The correct retort is, of course: “Thank you my Liege!!”
We shall have a tartan and family crest designed at a later date!
You’re welcome!
sirhr
@Texasflyer I second that and challenge you to change your Username...
Heh, he rammed me. I may or may not have been a bit tipsy.I've met several goats in my life. I cannot imagine this going over well at all
But I have to ask... why did you punch a goat? Lol
I don't mess with anything... not looking for a fight... unless... I have had one too many beers.
That ALMOST happened back in 2013 down in Gulf Shores AL. My niece was catching waves with a raft... and she is redhair and as white as a spinner bait. Which is exactly what the 7' Bull Shark thought she was.
Luckily, she caught a wave right before he got to where she was and he literally swam right by me. I am in 30" water... and holding a beer. And I am thinking... I can grab that sumbitch, take two steps and have him on the beach.
The more I am thinking he is just swimming around me, trying to figure me out. I am pointing to him before some kid on the beach finally see's him and yells.. SHARK!
I guess that is when I decided..., there are only two outcomes.
Headline: Gulf Shore, AL
Drunk Hillbilly Tries Catching Shark with Bare Hands... and Fails.. .Funeral Arrangements are forthcoming.
or...
Man Catches 7' Bull Shark with Bare Hands
I still think it was 50/50 either way.... I had the angle but he had the weight. One more beer, and one of those would have happened.
That ALMOST happened back in 2013 down in Gulf Shores AL. My niece was catching waves with a raft... and she is redhair and as white as a spinner bait. Which is exactly what the 7' Bull Shark thought she was.
Luckily, she caught a wave right before he got to where she was and he literally swam right by me. I am in 30" water... and holding a beer. And I am thinking... I can grab that sumbitch, take two steps and have him on the beach.
The more I am thinking he is just swimming around me, trying to figure me out. I am pointing to him before some kid on the beach finally see's him and yells.. SHARK!
I guess that is when I decided..., there are only two outcomes.
Headline: Gulf Shore, AL
Drunk Hillbilly Tries Catching Shark with Bare Hands... and Fails.. .Funeral Arrangements are forthcoming.
or...
Man Catches 7' Bull Shark with Bare Hands
I still think it was 50/50 either way.... I had the angle but he had the weight. One more beer, and one of those would have happened.
I think I could take a 3 toed Sloth in a best of 3 fall match......
Mitt Romney.
I'd punch that faggot muppet in the dick.
I'd punch that faggot muppet in the dick.
I guess i brought this on myself lol. Thank you my leige! I shall wear the title with whatever pride remains in me.
Michelle Obama, I'd definitely fight that male sasquatch mother fuc***!
He has a dick? When did this happen?
It's like moving into the first circle...Consider it your Hide "Nomme de guerre".
Test passed.
Sirhr
Im honored and more than a little touched... and not just where i can show yall on the doll either. Thank youConsider it your Hide "Nomme de guerre".
Pass.
Not you. Texasflyer, Sirhr and MarinePMI.
Don’t belittle the 26% that are not sure they could take on a domesticated cat. They obviously have met up with this innocent looking critter. She puts the “B” in Bad when it comes to scrappin.
The coffee cup is a sarcastic gift from our son to his mother. Warpaint is no angel and she comes by her name naturally
The coffee cup is a sarcastic gift from our son to his mother. Warpaint is no angel and she comes by her name naturally
I’m not looking to take on animals bare handed I thought that weapons is what set us apart.
^^^ this
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