The worst drivers in Grand Junction (western Co.) have Utah plates
It takes many forms whee I live. But you can usually tell who the super douche is by all the LED light bars that they have turned on no matter how bright and sunny it is outside.
Passed 5 McClarens in a "convoy" yesterday... didn't know whether to thumbs up or one-finger salute.
Still, fun to see.
The rest are Subarus, Forerunners, and Tahoe's for the locals, Teslas for the transplants.
Lots of "namaste" going on around here SMH.
Still, fun to see.
The rest are Subarus, Forerunners, and Tahoe's for the locals, Teslas for the transplants.
Lots of "namaste" going on around here SMH.
lol, it’s always easy to spot another sane PNW residentPrius.
In the fast lane
At 54 mph.....
between the Prius doing 50 in a sixty zone and the entitled spandex jockeys, I’m note sure who is the most annoying
Ever listen to a ricer boast?
on top of not knowing jack shit about cars, excuses flow when they get their ass kicked in a quarter mile by a 1991 Volvo. Well look at some libta
traction is atrocious, plus they scrape on a pebble, tires, suspension, bearings and bushings fail quick. Looks absolutely ridiculous, and shitty, like the axles have just simply snapped.
why? They’re dumbasses with mommy’s credit card
Other than the dust, what's so challenging about those roads?
Same here. Assholes won't leave the PASSING lane until someone brake checks them.
I bet $100 buck this asshole doesn't pay more taxes than he's required to. If he'd like he can pay more in taxes by donating money to the Fed every April 15th on top of his taxes.Yup, Subarus here too. With roof racks and Bernie stickers. Lots of Bernie stickers.
Found this on the internet, but it's a solid example of the norm around here.
Yep
I drive to work in the dark almost every day of the year and invariably come spring and fall those assholes will have the headlight on high beam and those two spotlights on.
They would never dim them when I flashed my high beams in my old car. My new car has some wicked LED headlights. They dim theirs now.
All the above here. Usually loaded with decals saying things like “Idahome”, and almost invariably, perfectly clean Carhartt clothing and beards.
You could find all the challenge you want. Steep hills, rocks, logs, ravines, creeks. It has Miles of trails with different difficulty levels like a ski slopes. Then there is a obstacle course in the middle thats cool to hang out drink beer watch all the different vehicles. Some just for show and toy haulers some for serious off road.
Has this thread made anyone else acutely aware that 90% of people in their town are douchebags? The vast diversity of douchebaggery is staggering!
Oner person's perfectly normal daily driver is another man's douche-bagovan. And, douche-baggery transcends vehicle choice. And, and, douche-baggery is a sliding scale. What passes for a douche-bag in Nebraska (for example) doesn't even register on the scale in Houston...
So, don't fret. You're probably a douche-bag, somewhere... I mean, being from NorCal pretty much makes you a douche-bag in SoCal (and visa versa). And, being from CA pretty much makes you a douche-bag everywhere else on the planet. So, buck up. You can be part of the party...
LoL this is true it's definitely a sliding scale... I'm the coolest person I know but then again I hang out with no one, I avoid crowds, and I dislike the majority of the world so my view on cool might be skewed
... not what you drive, it’s how you do it...
(2021 version of “it’s not the size of the boat...)
(2021 version of “it’s not the size of the boat...)
Ironically I'm moving to Idaho in 3 weeks so yeah being from CA im sure jumping into another locale Douche-baggery scale my douchebag status will rise dramatically.
maybe I could show up to the local PSR match with a freshly trimmed beard, tank top, board shorts, and flip flops just to boost it further.
One thing I have learned about PRS. Never bet against the guy in flip flops...Ironically I'm moving to Idaho in 3 weeks so yeah being from CA im sure jumping into another locale Douche-baggery scale my douchebag status will rise dramatically.
maybe I could show up to the local PSR match with a freshly trimmed beard, tank top, board shorts, and flip flops just to boost it further.
It will.... lol! You’ll fit right in.Ironically I'm moving to Idaho in 3 weeks so yeah being from CA im sure jumping into another locale Douche-baggery scale my douchebag status will rise dramatically.
maybe I could show up to the local PSR match with a freshly trimmed beard, tank top, board shorts, and flip flops just to boost it further.
There are signs posted along the roadways to stay to the right "except" to pass, which means pass on the left, then move back over to the right lane until you need to pass again. Unfortunately, TN does not enforce this at all. Left laners here will stay in the left lane for 30 miles or more, and usually in the blind spot of the car in the right lane.
Do it, don't think about it just do it... Talk about craft beer, being progressive, and tell everyone how brave Caitlyn Jenner is... They'll welcome you with open arms.Ironically I'm moving to Idaho in 3 weeks so yeah being from CA im sure jumping into another locale Douche-baggery scale my douchebag status will rise dramatically.
maybe I could show up to the local PSR match with a freshly trimmed beard, tank top, board shorts, and flip flops just to boost it further.
Motorcyclists here in CA are the biggest douches on the road. Doesn't matter if it's crotch rockets or Harleys, they're all idiots on the road.
The worst part about this is these morons mantra of "loud pipes save lives" so as they split the lanes and pass every car they are constantly revving to "alert" you they are coming through. Saw an asshat with a rice rocket trying to do this except his pipes were not loud so to make up for it he was constantly floating the valves lol. Was expecting the bike to die right there.
and usually in the blind spot of the car in the right lane.
Michigan drivers do that shit too. I'll get ahead of them in the left lane and slow down to 55.
I think to answer this thread you should have to post what crap box you personally drive as well. Its subjective, yeah you think hotrods are douchy cause you drive a Lincoln towncar with 8 cylinders like it only has 3. You think big trucks are douchy... but own a 10,000 dollar douche master bang stick supreme. Its only douchy out of context. Even the stanced guys.... erp... have their place... maybe, just maybe if you are hating on every done up ride... you are the douche.
Mils vs moa.. turbo vs n/a. 243>6mm cm..... 350 vs 2.2 turbo.... its all the same story
Hummer H2, with low profile tires and/or spinner rims.
And, any car with these fucking things on them. Seen several in the Houston area...
www.texanwirewheels.com
And, for the record, we’ve got a stock 2wd 2014 Chevrolet Silverado, a stock 2015 wrangler unlimited (4wd),and a 2019 Subaru Ascent (awd).
That’s #1, 2, and 3 on the DB list, apparently.
And, any car with these fucking things on them. Seen several in the Houston area...
22 inch 84s® Giraffe Poke® G20
Call for availability Single rim ONLY sold with purchase of full set Should only be used on FWD vehicles 1 = 1 set of 4 rims Thick spokes Prices are subject to change without notice
www.texanwirewheels.com And, for the record, we’ve got a stock 2wd 2014 Chevrolet Silverado, a stock 2015 wrangler unlimited (4wd),and a 2019 Subaru Ascent (awd).
That’s #1, 2, and 3 on the DB list, apparently.
My tchotchke is a remove before flight tag from when i was an aviation mechanic. They arent all stuffed animals. I race when i want to, not when im told to. Old school style though, not on city streets in public traffic. But not on the track either. Better have at least 10 bens to make it a run.
Once upon a time in Tomball I saw an 18 wheeler with spinners. Dumbest thing ever.Hummer H2, with low profile tires and/or spinner rims.
And, any car with these fucking things on them. Seen several in the Houston area...
22 inch 84s® Giraffe Poke® G20
Call for availability Single rim ONLY sold with purchase of full set Should only be used on FWD vehicles 1 = 1 set of 4 rims Thick spokes Prices are subject to change without notice
And, for the record, we’ve got a stock 2wd 2014 Chevrolet Silverado, a stock 2015 wrangler unlimited (4wd),and a 2019 Subaru Ascent (awd).
That’s #1, 2, and 3 on the DB list, apparently.
'12 Tacoma on 33's and a '10 v6 Rav4.
Pretty much in the clear on DB vehicles- 2006 Toyota Tundra 4door that I’ll never sell.... ever for (almost) any price, a 2007 GMC Sierra 2500 diesel and a 2015 Forest river FR3 class A motor home. All mostly stock.... Yoda says,” Low my Douch-baggery is”... hahaha! (Dammit.... don’t drink and post)
This time of year it is the fuck sticks in spandex and helmets taking up the entire lane of the road. Then getting pissed when you ride up on their ass and blast the horn.
Other than that thr typical Subaru and "smart cars"
Other than that thr typical Subaru and "smart cars"
Holster Hills is fairly well known in the 4 wheeling community. They have the "Top Truck Challenge" there. Of course being there on a dirt road doest mean they participated in anything that a Prius couldn't handle. But there is stuff there nearly fit to stick a monster truck.
I honestly didn't know shit about the place. That's why I asked.
Bicycles with wannabe Tour de France spandex..
Is that your garage?
Fair enough.
Hondata Stage 2 tune coming in the near future
Millenial theft deterrent device on center console
Hit close to home didn't it?
Na, I drive a Subaru Outback, the straight version of a Honda Accord, or lesbian version of the Jeep Cherokee.
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This about the trucks. Any tractor trailer combo on an interstate freeway, in any lane other than the far right, can straight get fucked.
From the guy who took time to photograph his Honda Accord. Sweet rig bro! Is thread jealousy rearing its ugly head?
Is thread jealousy rearing its ugly head?
“lesbian version of the Jeep Cherokee.”
OK now I need to know what the hell that is!
OK now I need to know what the hell that is!
According to yall I'm the DB: Audi 'SUV' modded TDI rolling coal passing you on the right doing 95+ at 33mpg cuz your dumass doesn't know to get the eff out of the way for faster traffic... LOL.
Try driving I-4. The left lane idiots are in numbers not seen in other states.
Also, the average speed is right at 83mph.
Think of all the fucking euro-fags driving the 80 miles from Tampa to Orlando, not knowing where they are going and afraid to get out of the fucking FAST lane.
It's actually quicker to drive the outside lanes because no-one uses them.
Up is down, down is up.
