What if...

[TheHorta]

...the Left really is right, Epstein killed himself, Black Lives do matter, we landed on the moon, Trump is a misogynistic racist destroying America, the Mainstream Media generally tries to tell the truth, the earth is not hollow and filled with sentient reptiles, 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust, the Confederate Flag really is a racist symbol, COVID is a genuine threat that requires masks, Biden and Pocahontas are better for America, guns are not necessary to a free and prosperous society, and Earth is not flat?

 

[Longshot231]

...the Left really is right, Epstein killed himself, Black Lives do matter, we landed on the moon, Trump is a misogynistic racist destroying America, the Mainstream Media generally tries to tell the truth, the earth is not hollow and filled with sentient reptiles, 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust, the Confederate Flag is really a racist symbol, COVID is a genuine threat that requires masks, Biden and Pocahontas are better for America, guns are not necessary to a free and prosperous society, and Earth is not flat?

It's not even noon yet and you're already drunk!

 

[Fig]

I was going to respond, but you've mixed so many genuine leftist beliefs with absurd conspiracies/fantasies there's no point... It's incoherent.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Heck of a way for a person to "come out of the closet", eh? As long as you 'keep it over there', we're good.

 

[Rthur]

What if my Aunt had balls?...

R

 

[jcm331]

Guys, I read the op and have to say, these responses are not appreciated! !

 

[Longshot231]

What if my Aunt had balls?...

R

Her name must be Michelle.

 

[Mike Casselton]

What if my Aunt had balls?...

R

She would be your uncle

 

[metalicat]

What if the queen had balls ?

 

[Longshot231]

She would be your uncle

And her his name would still be Michelle!

 

[Longshot231]

What if the queen had balls ?

Then her name would be Hillary.

 

[SilentStalkr]

Let’s wait and see what “Q” says! Lmao.

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[Long Range 338]

If those things were true then the proof would be in the pudding... And the proof is already in the pudding, every time the leftist eutopia has been attempted the outcome has been the same.

 

[Expert684]

...the Left really is wrong, Epstein didn't killed himself, Black Lives do matter only to some folks, we did land on the moon, Trump is not destroying America but rebuilding it, the Mainstream Media generally lies about the truth, the earth has a molten core, 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust because of Nazis, the Confederate Flag really is history, good or bad, COVID is a political threat that requires paranoia to work, Biden and Pocahontas are the worst thing for America, guns are necessary to a free and prosperous society, and Earth is not flat?

Here I fixed it for you!

 

[steelsnob47]

What if my Aunt had balls?...

R

is her name michelle obama?

 

[Maggot]

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One of the best movies ever.

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving. "

 

[Snipe260]

What if my Aunt had balls?...

R

You would have a mouf full of balls

 

[Maser]

What if I really am Lowlight's son?

 

[BAMCIS]

They're more likely to believe this.

 

[Rthur]

You would have a mouf full of balls

Are you relating a family experience with your uncle Rick?

R

 

[acudaowner]

brother , lol a better question what if we all are his clones from dna that was scraped off the floor of a truck stop bathroom .... lol any one could start the cult up Sons Of Lowlight United
that does sound like a European football team name more than a cult .

 

[MosesTheTank]

...the Left really is right, Epstein killed himself, Black Lives do matter, we landed on the moon, Trump is a misogynistic racist destroying America, the Mainstream Media generally tries to tell the truth, the earth is not hollow and filled with sentient reptiles, 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust, the Confederate Flag really is a racist symbol, COVID is a genuine threat that requires masks, Biden and Pocahontas are better for America, guns are not necessary to a free and prosperous society, and Earth is not flat?

 

[BytorJr]

...the Left really is right, Epstein killed himself, Black Lives do matter, we landed on the moon, Trump is a misogynistic racist destroying America, the Mainstream Media generally tries to tell the truth, the earth is not hollow and filled with sentient reptiles, 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust, the Confederate Flag really is a racist symbol, COVID is a genuine threat that requires masks, Biden and Pocahontas are better for America, guns are not necessary to a free and prosperous society, and Earth is not flat?

And the correct answer is: Hell Froze Over cuz no way Biden and what's her name would be better for America.

 

[Alphatreedog]

So if we were " Sons of Lowlight " we would be SOL .
Hmmm , my life story .