California Barking Spider
-Yep... Those are "spider bros". They are completely harmless to humans, do not make any webs that get in the way of things, and they pounce and eat a shit ton of nuisance insects, including other spiders and cockroaches. A lot of folks actually obtain them and keep them around for this very purpose. Ultimate "green" pest control that actually works...
Those are no joke,been in the hospital since Friday from one of those little assholes.brown recluse
the answer is always brown recluse.
Those are no joke,been in the hospital since Friday from one of those little assholes.
So you just have little piles of gecko shit everywhere?-
actually ultimate green ... I let three ' tokay gecko's ' loose in the house once for few years . you will rarely see them, and they will scurry and prowl threw your house all night like a vacuum cleaner and eat anything that moves from the 'cealing to Floor ' anything they can fit in there mouths from spiders to small mice you will never see .
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Those are the F'n worst. I damn near lost a foot, to one of those. Lost a toe instead. F those things. The only good spider, is a dead one! Macbrown recluse
the answer is always brown recluse.
Years ago we had a spider with a big web between 2 tomato plants in our garden. A big green MFer.
Every evening when I got home from work my 3 kids would pop a top on a coolie loolie and hand it to me then take me to the garden.
Once there we would get our stumps and a chair in place and the kids would go catch a grasshopper and bring it back and throw it onto the web.
When the hopper hit the web and there was movement the spider would dash put and kill on the hopper and spin webbing around it and park it somewhere around the web. Entertained us for many hours that summer.
It was amazing how fast and efficiently that fucker worked.
I have no idea what kind of spider it was and, we only had it that one year.
If I could get another one like that I would be on it like Blue Bonnet and have them all over the yard.
They are fun to watch.
Years ago we had a spider with a big web between 2 tomato plants in our garden. A big green MFer.
Every evening when I got home from work my 3 kids would pop a top on a coolie loolie and hand it to me then take me to the garden.
Once there we would get our stumps and a chair in place and the kids would go catch a grasshopper and bring it back and throw it onto the web.
When the hopper hit the web and there was movement the spider would dash put and kill on the hopper and spin webbing around it and park it somewhere around the web. Entertained us for many hours that summer.
It was amazing how fast and efficiently that fucker worked.
I have no idea what kind of spider it was and, we only had it that one year.
If I could get another one like that I would be on it like Blue Bonnet and have them all over the yard.
They are fun to watch.
Years ago we had a spider with a big web between 2 tomato plants in our garden. A big green MFer.
Every evening when I got home from work my 3 kids would pop a top on a coolie loolie and hand it to me then take me to the garden.
Once there we would get our stumps and a chair in place and the kids would go catch a grasshopper and bring it back and throw it onto the web.
When the hopper hit the web and there was movement the spider would dash put and kill on the hopper and spin webbing around it and park it somewhere around the web. Entertained us for many hours that summer.
It was amazing how fast and efficiently that fucker worked.
I have no idea what kind of spider it was and, we only had it that one year.
If I could get another one like that I would be on it like Blue Bonnet and have them all over the yard.
They are fun to watch.
It bent that pupe into a 3, its trying to communicate with you.
Nancy's cunt?It seems to have a blonde or grey pubic hair stuck to its fuzz.
Where exactly did you collect this spider?
Cute little guy
R.I.P House... AND spiders.
they like to use the tupperware container full of coffee beans as their litterbox.So you just have little piles of gecko shit everywhere?
pigeons and now spiders! Wtf!Now yall giving me the heebie jeebies.
Friday while reading I had the joy of a brown recluse nailing me.
I didn't think much of it until about 30 minutes later,my leg turned fire engine red.
Wife is a NP and she's like you're going to the hospital NOW.
I figured I'd give it a few hours then decide.
I went to the store and a fever hit me so fast my teeth were chattering(103.5).
I texted my Doc so he would call ER and get my frequent flyer ass in right away.
I'm post Chemo and l have been having problems with my blood and bone marrow coming back to normal.
So now I'm into this about two and a half hours by now.
My White blood count took a huge hit 0.09 (low is 5.0) and every one is worried about sepsis.
Here's a few pictures of the wounds timeline of just 2. 5 hours.
I've been in the hospital AGAIN since Friday.
Just a little bite,
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About 30 minutes
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One Hour
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Less than 2 Hours
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Every junky who walks through an ER with a shooter abscess says “Brown Recluse”.
According to the leading entomologist they dont live in CO, so unless you “brought them in” from a place they do, not that ever.
Had some friends years ago who had a nasty mess of them in their house in Kirkwood MO. Enough the state health dept got involved....
they turned into nutjob fruitbat leftists so havent spoke to them in years. Oh well!!
They are one of my favorite insects. So freaking cool in so many ways.Another little guy that is totally badass is a praying mantis. If you get a few praying mantis & let them go in the house, they’ll kill every insect that moves.
Years ago, a buddy & I were cleaning guns in his shop. A mantis got stuck in black widow’s web. The mantis got caught in the web & aroused the spider. The mantis played the game til the widow got close. Once the spider was almost on top of the mantis it broke free from the web. The mantis took its time eating the widow one leg at a time & then opened the abdomen to eat. It ate the head last. My buddy told his kids “I’m going to wear y’all’s asses out if I catch you killing any praying mantis.”
I posted this in another thread,should give the non-believers something.
Just got home today,gonna have a hole until it heals over.How's that leg doing? Are they ready to amputate at the gonads?