Why has noone told me about this great American before?

[TheGerman]

I just discovered Kenny Powers this week. I'm on Season 3.

My wife has already noticed that I now give everyone the finger, I reference my dick a lot and I am starting to refer to myself in the 3rd person often.

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

I just discovered Kenny Powers this week. I'm on Season 3.

My wife has already noticed that I now give everyone the finger, I reference my dick a lot and I am starting to refer to myself in the 3rd person often.

Damn sir, Ive posted some a my favorite clips of EB&D several times here in the pit, reckon you never seen't none of em tho.. better late than never tho! Its the best comedy of all time hands down IMO

 

[hic28]

I’m fuckin in, you’re fucking out. Check out my signature. Kenny is the man.

 

[TheGerman]

I'm to the point that I'm ordering a Charros tshirt/jersey.

I still don't know if I feel sorry for, or if Stevie just fucking annoys me.

How Kenny was with his child the first time he was left alone with him is EXACTLY how I am with children; basically I'm out of shit to do with them within 2 minutes. The option of leaving a child with me gets the same reaction when you realize you'd leave a child with Kenny.

I'm considering the need for a wave runner with flames on the side.

I've already cut my wife off multiple times, mid sentence while she was going on about something I didn't want to talk about, or trying to get me to help her do some shit with, 'you know you want this dick'.

How are there not like 12 seasons of this?

 

[TheGerman]

I’m fuckin in, you’re fucking out. Check out my signature. Kenny is the man.

I'm going to see if there is a way I can somehow fit in your signature at this dumb fucking wedding (that I know absolutely ZERO people at) my wife is taking me to this weekend. It's apparently all black and indian muslim people.

 

[hic28]

 

[Strykervet]

Yeah, that shit cracks me up. The "matter of fact" way he says far out shit is awesome.

 

[TripleBull]

And his facial expressions - totally bona-fide bravado.

Pretty sure that attitude woulda got me killed by now.

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

 

[QuickNDirty]

 

[TripleBull]

"I was aiming for his fucking eye!"