Maggie’s wife gave me the green light

[1shot2kill]

so the wife said that i could do anything i wanted absolutely
anything at all and it was cool lol and she ended up with a eye that is pink and is irritated i will never get one of those free passes again.

picture of the wifes left eye

what actuall happend was 2 people were aiming oposite directions and she was on bottom.
lol always take the high ground

 

[Fritz24]

Re: wife gave me the green light

So...you were shooting a bit high and to the right??

 

[1shot2kill]

Re: wife gave me the green light

i was trying to aim down for the T's and she was attempting to aim higher and to the right lol

 

[flounderv2]

Re: wife gave me the green light

The money shot.. hahahahaah

 

[1shot2kill]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: flounderv2</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The money shot.. hahahahaah

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who the hell has been taking pics of my wife?

 

[shankster..]

Re: wife gave me the green light

Your wife may have given you the green light... but, she probably didn't expect you to give her the pink eye.

 

[1shot2kill]

Re: wife gave me the green light

alright shankster your turn to top it make sure to get a pic lol

 

[shankster..]

Re: wife gave me the green light

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 1shot2kill</div><div class="ubbcode-body">alright shankster your turn to top it make sure to get a pic lol </div></div>

I never get given the green light. All I ever see is the brown eye.

 

[1shot2kill]

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lol
next i will have to get a pic of post firehose

 

[hunter223]

Re: wife gave me the green light

ok, PLEASE tell me it was a threesome. And DOUBLY PLEASE tell me it wasnt with another dude. and, like im hoping there was another woman, what exactly happened????? I'm confused

 

[1shot2kill]

Re: wife gave me the green light

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hunter223</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> what exactly happened????? I'm confused </div></div>

guess i was a little to subtle lol
to shoot it striaght (pun intended) sperm landed on the
wifes eye a couple hundred million of them
and her eye turned bright red last night it is fine today

 

[hunter223]

Re: wife gave me the green light

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 1shot2kill</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hunter223</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> what exactly happened????? I'm confused </div></div>

guess i was a little to subtle lol
to shoot it striaght (pun intended) sperm landed on the
wifes eye a couple hundred million of them
and her eye turned bright red last night it is fine today </div></div>

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Thats what I originally thought but, the comment on the other "she" aiming high and right, threw me. anyhow, many lol's thats some funny stuff bro.

 

[shankster..]

Re: wife gave me the green light

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 1shot2kill</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hunter223</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> what exactly happened????? I'm confused </div></div>

guess i was a little to subtle lol
to shoot it striaght (pun intended) sperm landed on the
wifes eye a couple hundred million of them
and her eye turned bright red last night it is fine today </div></div>

<span style="font-weight: bold">Now I know how you got the Hide name <span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-style: italic">1shot2kill</span></span>!!!</span>

You were clearly referring to her eyes!!!

 

[phantasm]

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roflmao.

 

[1shot2kill]

Re: wife gave me the green light

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 1shot2kill</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hunter223</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> what exactly happened????? I'm confused </div></div>

guess i was a little to subtle lol
to shoot it striaght (pun intended) sperm landed on the
wifes eye a couple hundred million of them
and her eye turned bright red last night it is fine today </div></div>

<span style="font-weight: bold">Now I know how you got the Hide name <span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-style: italic">1shot2kill</span></span>!!!</span>

You were clearly referring to her eyes!!! </div></div>

Bingo!!!