Two kids are arguing over whose father is the wimpiest. The first one says," My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he slides underneath our bed."
The second kid says, "That's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mother works nightshift, he sleeps with the woman next door."
The second kid says, "That's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mother works nightshift, he sleeps with the woman next door."
