Wish time travel existed?

[tomcatmv]

 

[Bender]

So I could time travel backwards and slap your dick before making this post? Yes.

 

[diverdon]

For me, but not for thee.

 

[lariat]

If I could go back in time I would do so much differently. What's scary is the crap I got into that I WOULDN'T change.

 

[Maser]

Last time I cooked a steak for myself as a midnight snack, I accidentally overcooked it. I'd go back in time when it happened and pay better attention to it cooking.

 

[Maggot]

If I could go back in time I would do so much differently. What's scary is the crap I got into that I WOULDN'T change.

Yeah, instead of cutting timber and building things out of rocks I'd go back to 18, go for a cheap assed law and finance degree from Podunk U. and get into politics or banking. Or both. Then I could be a limp wristed soi boi paper pusher with monthly vacations to EVERYWHERE instead of doing real work, and at the same time cheating old people out of their life savings.

ike Bank of America does.

 

[canezach]

So I could time travel backwards and slap your dick before making this post? Yes.

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So, you're saying you'd go back in time just to touch another man's penis? Seems like a weird request, but hey, it's your world, Bender!