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I agree that Cloverfield sucked. I thought the "Blair Witch Project" was a waste, too.
I agree that Cloverfield sucked. I thought the "Blair Witch Project" was a waste, too.
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Demon at the door #1 worst of all time
Napoleon dynamite #2
anything with tromaville
The toxic avenger series is terrible but I still enjoy it because it was supposed to be that way.
I personally liked house of 1000 corpses but I guess you have to be kinda deranged to enjoy it.
Demon at the door #1 worst of all time
Napoleon dynamite #2
anything with tromaville
The toxic avenger series is terrible but I still enjoy it because it was supposed to be that way.
I personally liked house of 1000 corpses but I guess you have to be kinda deranged to enjoy it.
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Joe versus the Volcano. Sucked so bad it created a vacuum.
Joe versus the Volcano. Sucked so bad it created a vacuum.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jerseymike</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I guess no on here saw "GI JOE" the movie.....or The American with George Clooney. </div></div>
I saw both of them. GI Joe was a decently entertaining movie. The American was a little cryptic and could have been better. At least the women were a nice distraction.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jerseymike</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I guess no on here saw "GI JOE" the movie.....or The American with George Clooney. </div></div>
I saw both of them. GI Joe was a decently entertaining movie. The American was a little cryptic and could have been better. At least the women were a nice distraction.
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Battlefield Earth... worst movie ever. Since I've dated a lot of chicks and was married for a number of years I know crap movies
If there is proof that scientologists or crazy, it's that, that movie got made
Battlefield Earth... worst movie ever. Since I've dated a lot of chicks and was married for a number of years I know crap movies
If there is proof that scientologists or crazy, it's that, that movie got made
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jerseymike said:
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Hi-Lo Country. Maybe it doesn't count because I turned it off about a third of the way into it.
Hi-Lo Country. Maybe it doesn't count because I turned it off about a third of the way into it.
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Got goat roped into going to BLACK SWAN.... Stay away its shit
Got goat roped into going to BLACK SWAN.... Stay away its shit
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"Nine" with Daniel Day Lewis...the WORST movie I've seen in 25 years!!!
First time I've fallen asleep during a movie.
"Nine" with Daniel Day Lewis...the WORST movie I've seen in 25 years!!!
First time I've fallen asleep during a movie.
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The Green Hornet is pathetically bad.
Nah, its worse than that.....
The Green Hornet is pathetically bad.
Nah, its worse than that.....
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PUNCH DRUNK LOVE is the WORST. I cannot believe it isn't listed more on here. Absolute garbage.
Open Water sucked horribly as well.
PUNCH DRUNK LOVE is the WORST. I cannot believe it isn't listed more on here. Absolute garbage.
Open Water sucked horribly as well.
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Not a movie, but I saw 5 minutes of Jersey Shore on MTV and wanted to suck start my pistol.
Not a movie, but I saw 5 minutes of Jersey Shore on MTV and wanted to suck start my pistol.
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all this and no one has mentioned "2012". Good special effects, but by the 40 minute mark I was actively hoping for the disasters to win.
Hideous acting; unsympathetic, cardboard characters; plot holes big enough to pass the space shuttle (I especially liked where we are informed "all surface communications have stopped", then a few minutes later our "protagonist" gets a cell phone call.)
all this and no one has mentioned "2012". Good special effects, but by the 40 minute mark I was actively hoping for the disasters to win.
Hideous acting; unsympathetic, cardboard characters; plot holes big enough to pass the space shuttle (I especially liked where we are informed "all surface communications have stopped", then a few minutes later our "protagonist" gets a cell phone call.)
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definitely MACHETE!! Even the mexicans are imbarrased.
definitely MACHETE!! Even the mexicans are imbarrased.
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J.J. I have to agree. I felt my iq lowering within minutes of watching.
Movie, 300- I have never seen so many blatent homosexuals running around in my life.
J.J. I have to agree. I felt my iq lowering within minutes of watching.
Movie, 300- I have never seen so many blatent homosexuals running around in my life.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: a-hull</div><div class="ubbcode-body">worst movie: They Live with "Rod Piper"
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubble gum" is the only good line in the movie. </div></div>
They Live is the absolute worst movie ever made. It is so bad that you will waste 2 hours of your life watching in disbelief that something could really be 'that' bad.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: a-hull</div><div class="ubbcode-body">worst movie: They Live with "Rod Piper"
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubble gum" is the only good line in the movie. </div></div>
They Live is the absolute worst movie ever made. It is so bad that you will waste 2 hours of your life watching in disbelief that something could really be 'that' bad.
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Great stupid movies!! The marine was pretty stupid. And so is idiocracy, but the ladder seems to b coming true.
Great stupid movies!! The marine was pretty stupid. And so is idiocracy, but the ladder seems to b coming true.
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Lost in translation....yep!
Lost in translation....yep!
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28 Days Later or Bug. It's a toss up.
28 Days Later or Bug. It's a toss up.
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best and worst at the`same time:
-eraserhead
best and worst at the`same time:
-eraserhead
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Worst Movie....Zoe.
It was recommended by a friend of my brothers. I am now convinced he is a homosexual heroin addict, and will not converse with him any longer, because I wasted a hour and forty five minutes of my life waiting for the good part.
Other than that, that Wizard of Oz movie with Micheal Jackson.
Worst Movie....Zoe.
It was recommended by a friend of my brothers. I am now convinced he is a homosexual heroin addict, and will not converse with him any longer, because I wasted a hour and forty five minutes of my life waiting for the good part.
Other than that, that Wizard of Oz movie with Micheal Jackson.
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Bing! Bing Bing!! ^^^^^ We have a winner. "The Wiz", a remake of "The Wizard of Oz, with Michael Jackson must be the world's shittiest movie.
Bing! Bing Bing!! ^^^^^ We have a winner. "The Wiz", a remake of "The Wizard of Oz, with Michael Jackson must be the world's shittiest movie.
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earth girls are easy
earth girls are easy
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Unbreakable
Tomb Raider
Anything by M.Night Shamaln
Unbreakable
Tomb Raider
Anything by M.Night Shamaln
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Smokin99</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Got goat roped into going to BLACK SWAN.... Stay away its shit </div></div>
What? It's as close to a porno as we get to see with the wives sitting right next to us. Plus it's porn with Natalie Portman!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Smokin99</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Got goat roped into going to BLACK SWAN.... Stay away its shit </div></div>
What? It's as close to a porno as we get to see with the wives sitting right next to us. Plus it's porn with Natalie Portman!
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Any movie made in the last 20 years. Pick 'em.
Any movie made in the last 20 years. Pick 'em.
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Amazon Women from The Moon,
Snakes on a Plane,
Yentil (or anything with Barbara Sreistan)
Amazon Women from The Moon,
Snakes on a Plane,
Yentil (or anything with Barbara Sreistan)
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... Chariots of Fire,
... My stepmother is an alien,
... Corvette Summer. Lol.
... Chariots of Fire,
... My stepmother is an alien,
... Corvette Summer. Lol.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: sobrbiker883</div><div class="ubbcode-body">best and worst at the`same time:
-eraserhead </div></div>
Hahahaha awesome!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: sobrbiker883</div><div class="ubbcode-body">best and worst at the`same time:
-eraserhead </div></div>
Hahahaha awesome!
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So many that I can't possibly say one was the worst. Just like I'd have a hard time saying which movie I liked best.
So many that I can't possibly say one was the worst. Just like I'd have a hard time saying which movie I liked best.
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step brothers really adult kids acting like kids
step brothers really adult kids acting like kids
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Used to be "Dude wheres my car" but after sitting through 30min of "Pineapple Express" I am convinced that I have never experienced such visual torture in my life thus far.
And any movie with 98lb anorexic bitches as action heroes that throw punches and kicks like they are in a jazzersize class. . .20 movies of that s**t is enough. . . .please, let it end.
Used to be "Dude wheres my car" but after sitting through 30min of "Pineapple Express" I am convinced that I have never experienced such visual torture in my life thus far.
And any movie with 98lb anorexic bitches as action heroes that throw punches and kicks like they are in a jazzersize class. . .20 movies of that s**t is enough. . . .please, let it end.
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There are quite a few terrible movies listed but have not seen anyone put the newer Indiana Jones movie Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls, I walked out about a half hour in.
There are quite a few terrible movies listed but have not seen anyone put the newer Indiana Jones movie Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls, I walked out about a half hour in.
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The American (my personal favorite is when she asks him whats the veloicty, and he responds by telling her, "600 MPH...minus 20 MPH for teh silencer"
Dude, WTF are these directors thinking?!?!?!
"Fast and Furious" (never saw it, other than the trailer, and thats how bad I knew it would be)
And, I might get grief because of some of the porn in it, but "Eyes Wide Shut" fuckn sucked balls!!!
The American (my personal favorite is when she asks him whats the veloicty, and he responds by telling her, "600 MPH...minus 20 MPH for teh silencer"
Dude, WTF are these directors thinking?!?!?!
"Fast and Furious" (never saw it, other than the trailer, and thats how bad I knew it would be)
And, I might get grief because of some of the porn in it, but "Eyes Wide Shut" fuckn sucked balls!!!
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SWAT Firefight (2011)
Biggest load of shit I have ever seen.
SWAT Firefight (2011)
Biggest load of shit I have ever seen.
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Definitely Crank 2. It was horrible. I could have made a better movie.
Definitely Crank 2. It was horrible. I could have made a better movie.
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One of my votes is
"Superbad"
Managed to watch 5 minutes without barfing, at least they warn you up front with the title....
One of my votes is
"Superbad"
Managed to watch 5 minutes without barfing, at least they warn you up front with the title....
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Smokin99</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Got goat roped into going to BLACK SWAN.... Stay away its shit </div></div>
What? It's as close to a porno as we get to see with the wives sitting right next to us. Plus it's porn with Natalie Portman! </div></div>
Is she shaved in this one too? I mean her head, like in "V".
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Smokin99</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Got goat roped into going to BLACK SWAN.... Stay away its shit </div></div>
What? It's as close to a porno as we get to see with the wives sitting right next to us. Plus it's porn with Natalie Portman! </div></div>
Is she shaved in this one too? I mean her head, like in "V".
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The worst movie i ever paid for, and it pisses me off because I paid for 5 tickets, was "<span style="font-weight: bold">Gone Fishin</span>" with Joe Pesci and that lisping, commie Black Guy from "Predator 2" and the "Lethal Weapon" series.
I walked out after about 20 minutes of agony, and vomited every time I actually went fishing for a couple months, just because of the PTSD.
It took me about 5 years, at 10 minutes a time, to see the movie through on reruns.
If there was ever a movie that deserved to refund all ticket holders, and pay damages, that's it.
The worst movie i ever paid for, and it pisses me off because I paid for 5 tickets, was "<span style="font-weight: bold">Gone Fishin</span>" with Joe Pesci and that lisping, commie Black Guy from "Predator 2" and the "Lethal Weapon" series.
I walked out after about 20 minutes of agony, and vomited every time I actually went fishing for a couple months, just because of the PTSD.
It took me about 5 years, at 10 minutes a time, to see the movie through on reruns.
If there was ever a movie that deserved to refund all ticket holders, and pay damages, that's it.
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WANTED
Tried watching it like 5 times when FX was playing it... Cannot get into it!!!
*EDIT*
Actually, it'd have to be "Language of the Enemy"!!!
Retarded remake of Romeo & Juliet... with Jews and Palestines!!!
They're names give it away Rome and Jularffafafafa or whatever her name is!!!
F-
WANTED
Tried watching it like 5 times when FX was playing it... Cannot get into it!!!
*EDIT*
Actually, it'd have to be "Language of the Enemy"!!!
Retarded remake of Romeo & Juliet... with Jews and Palestines!!!
They're names give it away Rome and Jularffafafafa or whatever her name is!!!
F-
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