You guys are just too jaded.
Got a call from my 75 plus MIL the other day.
She calls me at work on my cell phone and tells me she is headed home to get her check book and will be leaving my 11yo son at the house alone while she did so.
I think nothing of it, she wants to do some banking, my sons 11 - WGAF why even call me?
15 minutes later she calls me and says "Im writing a check for $1000 is that going to be enough?"
I reply "Huh, enough for what?"
Her reply "How much did you say you need? Is $1000 enough?"
Im thinking "Yes she is fucking crazy, lets change the locks and keep her away from the kids." My MIL is the nicest person in the world and I admit my mental incapacity to be overly helped by someone and her absolute naivete because her husband basically handled all her affairs leaving her absolutely defenseless kind of goes up my ass.
Anyway getting a little perturbed I ask "$1000 for what? Carolyn WTF are you talking about?"
and she replies "You are in the hospital. You had a car accident and broke your nose. You need money to pay for treatment. You called on the phone and told Odin and I so."
Now Im pissed and tell her to put her check book away and Im like "Carolyn you are talking to me on the phone right now. Do I sound like I have a broken nose?"
The story is someone called the house claiming to be me requesting money to pay for hospital care. My son thought the person also sounded like me.
Keep in mind I have a job that provides me with great services, Im fortunate, calling the MIL to pay for services isnt going to happen and should I be hurt at work it wont be a phone call from me to inform people.
Fortunately she didnt get scammed though she had all but swallowed the hook. 95 year old widow of WWII vet up the street lost $5K "bailing" out her "nephew" that called out of the blue saying he was on vacation in Puerto Rico and needed bail money as he had been arrested.
The thing that pisses me off the most about the shit with my MIL is that both times she had me on the phone thinking I had been in a car wreck with a broken nose she never asked how I was doing........