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https://www.poopeelife.com/stories/n...-jasons-house/ Night At Jason's House “Finally the weekend is here!” Jason said to himself as he drove home from work. Jason gets to have the house all to himself during the weekends and he always looks forward to it so he can play his music and videos games as loud and as much as he wants without his wife getting on his case about it and telling him he needs to grow up already. What a joke he always thought. He’s only 23 years old and it’s not uncommon for guys Jason’s age to still be into video games. It’s not like he’s a fanboy or anything. He just loves playing games. And most importantly he can drink all the beer he wants without his wife nagging him about drinking too much and getting sick. He never understood what the big deal was. It’s not like he ever puked on the floor or anything or got hangovers. It must just be his wife is very over protective of him like he was her son or something.
Jason arrives home and notices his wife in the process of loading her car with her bags she always takes with her to her mother’s house. Jason gets out of the car and they both kiss and Jason walks into the house all the while thinking of the great fun he’s going to be having when his ball and chain leaves. His wife then comes in the house to announce she’s leaving and goes over the usual rules with him like he was a teenager being left alone for the first time. Seriously, a 23 year old needs this speech every week? So Jason just listens aimlessly as she kisses him on the head and leaves the house and drives away. Quickly Jason jumps up and fires up his laptop and gets on Skype to see if any of his local friends are online. He notices his friend Jacob right away who’s a very cool guy and beer drinking. Jason messages him and then calls him up and invites him over. Jacob leaves his house and drives over to the liquor store for a few cases of beer. Jason leaves his house and does the same. About 20 minutes later both Jason and Jacob arrive back at Jason’s house with beer in hands and grins on their faces. See, Jacob and Jason have similar lifestyles in that they only have a couple days to themselves a week. Another thing they had in common was that even though they both are married, they both are bisexual. Their wives never cared because they didn’t consider it cheating when they would mess around with other guys. Jason has only done things with one guy who happens to be his best friend. Jacob on the other hand never really did anything with other guys other than just kissing. “What’s up dude!?” Jacob said excitedly. “Not much bro, just starting to enjoy freedom again.” Jason answered back. The two guys both shook hands and then carried their cases of beer into the house.
As Jacob cracked open his first beer, Jason got on the PS3 Store and started downloading games for them both to play. While the downloads were going on in the backround, Jason went and got his first beer to and started drinking. “Hey Jason, is it cool if I stay the weekend here because I really don’t wanna hear my noisy neighbors fixing the fence all fucking day?” Jacob asked. “Sure, bro mi casa su casa.” Jason said as he took a huge swig of beer and burped afterwards. The two guys continued drinking until the games were all downloaded then they started playing. The both were laughing at eachother failing at the VR Missions in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty HD. The two guys were literally in tears laughing at eachother. They were having so much fun that they didn’t even bother playing the other games they downloaded. They continued drinking and racing to the bathroom to pee almost every 5 minutes it seemed. “Man Jake, wouldn’t it be awesome if there was beer that didn’t make you pee so much?” Jason said with a buzzed voice. “I know huh? I’m never sure if I’ll even make it to the bathroom most of the time because it hits me so hard.” Jacob said with an assertive voice. There was an odd pause in the conversation and then Jason asked “hey Jake, have you ever wet your pants from drinking beer?” Jacob smiled and said “oh yeah! The first year I started drinking beer I wet my pants pretty much everytime because the urge to pee would hit me so hard. How about you Jase?” “Well, yeah but it wasn’t really accidents.” Jason answered in a soft voice. “WHAT!? You wet your pants on purpose?” Jacob said in a surprising voice. “Don’t get all excited dude. It’s not how it sounds. See, my buddies and I were all going back and forth to eachother’s houses sneaking beers and during this time a cop came through the alley we were walking through and we had to hide in between houses and I had to pee really bad and there was nowhere for me to pee so I just did it in my pants.” Jason said. “HAHAHA!!!! That’s fucking great!” Jacob laughed. “Fuck you! I had no choice!” Jason said in a defensive tone. The two guys continued gaming and laughing and drinking and peeing for the next 3 hours.
“Hey Jase, I’m getting hungry how about you?” Jacob asked. “Yeah, why don’t you hit the speed dial and order us a couple pizzas. What’s not to love about pizza and beer and an empty house?” Jason said with a devilish grin. Jason continued to game while Jacob ordered two extra large supreme pizzas. Jason noticed Jacob grabbing his crotch a lot during the phone call and he knew that Jacob was having to let more beer out. Jason wait patiently until Jacob got off the phone and then he sprung into action and tackled Jacob and tickled him relentlessly. “GET OFF ME I’M GONNA PEE!!!” Jacob pleaded as Jason ignored him. Next thing Jason knew he was watching a small wet spot form on Jacob’s denim pants. Jacob broke away and ran to the bathroom. Jason sat there on the ground laughing himself silly over what he just did. Soon after that, Jacob emerged from the bathroom with a very large wet spot on the front of his pants and a noticeable bulge. It would seem that Jason wasn’t the only one who had fun during that. Jacob just called Jason an asshole and then they both went back to playing the game. 30 minutes later the pizzas arrived and Jacob answered the door not remembering he had wet his pants. The pizza lady took the money and as she was giving change and looking down she noticed the wet spot and giggled and smiled. Jacob’s face got beet red as he took the pizzas and shut the door. “What’s wrong dude?” Jason asked. “That stupid cunt noticed my wet pants and laughed!” Jacob said angrily. “Who cares? It’s not like she’s our friend or anything. Just some dumb bitch with a shitty job. Your wet pants probably made her entire week!” Jason said as he continued playing. “I guess you’re right. Anyways, let’s eat!” Jacob said. The two guys each grabbed a pizza and a few more beers and scarfed them. The two guys continued gaming for another couple hours until they both started feeling sleepy from the beer. They both looked at eachother and yawned and decided to call it a night before they passed out like a couple of drunks.
They both decided there would be no harm sleeping in the same bed together because it was rather large. Jason hopped into bed wearing nothing but his denim shorts and a t-shirt and quickly fell asleep. Jacob on the other hand wanted to get even with Jason for making him wet his pants. Jacob waited a good 20 minutes to make sure Jason was asleep and snoring. Jacob then searched on the internet on Jason’s laptop to see how to get revenge. He discovered the hand in warm water trick. He quickly shut down Jason’s laptop and went into Jason’s kitchen and got a large bowl and filled it with warm water. He brought the bowl of warm water back into Jason’s room and carefully submerged Jason’s hand in it and he left the room and went to play more games while Jason slept. Jason was dreaming about walking through a grassy field on a very warm day and hearing trickling water on a nearby stream. He went over and waded around in the water to cool off. As Jason got out of the water he shook his wet hair off and realized he was needing to pee really badly. He went over to a nearby tree to pee on it and realized that he was already wet he should just pee in his already soaked shorts and he did. The problem was that not only was Jason peeing his shorts in his dream, but also in his bed in reality. Jason had just wet his bed! Oblivious to the fact, he continued to sleep until Jacob came in the room about an hour later to check on his devilish work. “Holy shit! Jason soaked the bed! The trick worked!” Jacob said excitedly. Jacob stood there in amazement as spurts of pee continued to soaked into Jason’s shorts. Jacob was started to get a huge erection over this. Jacob has always secretly admired Jason and his looks and his personality, but never thought about him in the way he was thinking about him now. Jacob was getting so horney watching Jason continuously wet himself in his sleep. Jacob creeped over towards Jason and started rubbing his wet crotch. He could feel Jason getting hard too. Jacob was so into it that he wasn’t even paying attention to the fact he was now peeing in his pants. The hissing sound of the pee quickly woke Jason up. Jacob was stunned and didn’t know what to do. Both of them were hard and wet. Jason then did the one thing that Jacob never would have imagined he would do. He asked him to get in bed with him and play. They both stripped down to just their undies and made out in the wet bed and each continued to add pee until it started dripping on the ground. They stroked eachother’s diamond hard dicks and sucked eachother as good as they both could and kissed and before they knew it, they both had the most intense orgasms they ever had in their lives. They both lay there afterwards staring at eachother while paralyzed from pleasure as they soaked the bed once more and both fell asleep.
As the morning sun shined on both guy’s faces from the window, the musty smell of pee and cum instantly reminded them of what happened the night before. They both stumbled out of bed and tried to regain composure. They quickly changed out of their pissy and cummy undies and each wore a pair of Jason’s denim shorts. As they walked out to the living room to game some more, they noticed a magazine on the floor. They both got on their knees to look at it together, when all of a sudden they heard two voices yell “FREEZE!” One voice tells them both to stand up and turn around and face them. Jason and Jacob were shocked when they saw that it was Raiden and Snake. Both armed with M9s converted into tranquilizer pistols. Both guys soaked their dry shorts in fear and were then shot and fell asleep. When they awoke they found they were tied up in a place called Arsenal Gear and wearing nothing but diapers. Jason started crying and filled his diaper with poop. Jacob tried to stay cool but ended up wetting his diaper. What would become of these guys? Where are they? Will they escape? We will never know because that’s the end of this story. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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